SWMBO asserts ...

[rsaltonstall]

SWMBO and I were about to go out to the local farmer's market earlier today, but I told her to wait for a little bit because I needed to complete a post I was writing for a thread. She then asserted that rather than being referred to as SWMBO, she should be referred to as BBW, Badger and Blade Widow. Thought it was amusing and wanted to share with you all.

 

[bran]

Our SWMBO must think alike. My wife told me last night that she has been widowed to my new razor craze.

 

[demaro]

my wife kids with me all the time too!! It is great that our wives have a sense of humor about our shaving obsessions.

 

[Stubblefield]

SWMBO and I were about to go out to the local farmer's market earlier today, but I told her to wait for a little bit because I needed to complete a post I was writing for a thread. She then asserted that rather than being referred to as SWMBO, she should be referred to as BBW, Badger and Blade Widow. Thought it was amusing and wanted to share with you all.

Did you tell her she would have to wait longer because now you had two posts to finish?

 

[DSB]

Did you tell her she would have to wait longer because now you had two posts to finish?

Excellent!

 

[Topgumby]

If you really want a reaction, just wait until the kids are asleep and romance is in the air, then break off any activity and dash into the office and start posting.

When she asks, "What the *&%$#@? are you doing?", you reply that you have to get on B&B to find out what cologne would be appropriate for the occasion.

It's why I actually prefer some of the plastic bottles everybody else hates...My bride has a pretty good throwing arm.

 

[rsaltonstall]

If you really want a reaction, just wait until the kids are asleep and romance is in the air, then break off any activity and dash into the office and start posting.

When she asks, "What the *&%$#@? are you doing?", you reply that you have to get on B&B to find out what cologne would be appropriate for the occasion.

It's why I actually prefer some of the plastic bottles everybody else hates...My bride has a pretty good throwing arm.

 

[pauls51]

If you really want a reaction, just wait until the kids are asleep and romance is in the air, then break off any activity and dash into the office and start posting.

When she asks, "What the *&%$#@? are you doing?", you reply that you have to get on B&B to find out what cologne would be appropriate for the occasion.

It's why I actually prefer some of the plastic bottles everybody else hates...My bride has a pretty good throwing arm.

Brilliant!!

 

[Stubblefield]

When she asks, "What the *&%$#@? are you doing?", you reply that you have to get on B&B to find out what cologne would be appropriate for the occasion.

I believe the fragrance you are referring to is called "CouchSurfer." It smells like dashed dreams and carries subtle hints of what might have been.