I'm tellin' you guys... OP has it right. Though they are not my favorite soaps (they neither excite me nor do their scents intoxicate me), if I had to narrow it down to three soaps, it would be Tabac, Cella and La Toja. And again, though not my favorite (it sees little use), if I had to choose one cream, it would be Palmolive. Why? Because I wouldn't care about scent or any other factors but performance. I would simply choose the best products. This thread has me torn. I think I need to buy some distraction soap.