So a Blonde is Taking a Shower...

[sapito318]

When after 2 and 1/2 days she yells out to her brunette sister for some more shampoo.

She replies in an irritated tone, "Girl, you have been in there for 2 and a half days! What on earth do you need more shampoo for!?"

The blonde replies, "Well, The instructions say, "Lather, Rinse and Repeat", but now i'm out..."

 

[Dubbya]

When after 2 and 1/2 days she yells out to her brunette sister for some more shampoo.

She replies in an irritated tone, "Girl, you have been in there for 2 and a half days! What on earth do you need more shampoo for!?"

The blonde replies, "Well, The instructions say, "Lather, Rinse and Repeat", but now i'm out..."

How do you drown a blonde clothing model?

Tell her that the sticker on the bottom of the pool is scratch and sniff.

Dub out.

*drops mike and saunters off stage*

 

[kongjie]

How do you drown a blonde clothing model?

Tell her that the sticker on the bottom of the pool is scratch and sniff.

I don't get it. What sticker on the bottom of the pool? What would it smell like?

 

[sapito318]

I don't get it. What sticker on the bottom of the pool? What would it smell like?

Go check it out at the public pool, you'll see...

 

[mdunn]

Go check it out at the public pool, you'll see...

im pretty sure kongjie is a blonde

 

[sapito318]

im pretty sure kongjie is a blonde

I didnt wanna be the one to say it...

 

[mdunn]

I didnt wanna be the one to say it...

hehe.

and he's been in the shower an awful long time. Im not sure what he's using all that shampoo for

 

[kongjie]

I'm not a blonde but I sure am dumb, 'cause I still don't get it.

What if the sticker were "no diving," for example. It doesn't make sense that it have a fragrance. What would the fragrance be?

 

[sapito318]

I'm not a blonde but I sure am dumb, 'cause I still don't get it.

What if the sticker were "no diving," for example. It doesn't make sense that it have a fragrance. What would the fragrance be?

Oh boy! I am rolling on the floor right now!

 

[mdunn]

i may have dribbled some coffee

 

[Stubblefield]

What if the sticker were "no diving," for example. It doesn't make sense that it have a fragrance. What would the fragrance be?

Why it would smell like "No Diving" of course.

It might also be a "No Loitering" sticker.

 

[Dubbya]

Begin mini-chiproll

I don't get it. What sticker on the bottom of the pool? What would it smell like?

The whole point of the joke is that she would jump in and sniff whatever sticker is down there.

Go check it out at the public pool, you'll see...

There actually was one in the public pool where we swam when we were kids. They had to drain the pool once a year and to get to the sticker and get a dry surface for the new one, they had to drain it. No half assed work that way, you see.

im pretty sure kongjie is a blonde

Might be.

I didnt wanna be the one to say it...

Me either.

hehe.

and he's been in the shower an awful long time. Im not sure what he's using all that shampoo for

Hair washing. Any further and we'll have to get the eyebleach line started. You don't want that, do you?

I'm not a blonde but I sure am dumb, 'cause I still don't get it.

What if the sticker were "no diving," for example. It doesn't make sense that it have a fragrance. What would the fragrance be?

No diving signs are red, so Cherry.

Oh boy! I am rolling on the floor right now!

Me too bro.

i may have dribbled some coffee

Dribbled? I sprayed it on the wall.

Why it would smell like "No Diving" of course.

It might also be a "No Loitering" sticker.

No loitering is yellow, so banana.

Remember kongjie, it's all in fun around here. Don't take anything personally. It's just too funny to pass up.

 

[kongjie]

The whole point of the joke is that she would jump in and sniff whatever sticker is down there.

Ah, yes, I believe I get the joke now. Of course, and the sniffing would result in a drowning. I'm having a jolly laugh.

Still, I would never scratch and sniff a sticker that didn't seem suitable for the purpose, so I probably would survive this test. Now, if the stickers were watermelons, for example, I would be sorely tempted to try. But why would you have watermelon stickers in a pool?

 

[Jasonian]

Ah, yes, I believe I get the joke now. Of course, and the sniffing would result in a drowning. I'm having a jolly laugh.

Still, I would never scratch and sniff a sticker that didn't seem suitable for the purpose, so I probably would survive this test. Now, if the stickers were watermelons, for example, I would be sorely tempted to try. But why would you have watermelon stickers in a pool?

A better question would be, "Why not?"

 

[nikkuchan]

One day my blonde friend called me up and asked me to come over to help with a new jigsaw puzzle she got. Apparently it was a really complicated one with lots of small pieces. So I went over there to help. She had dumped all the pieces on the floor and was digging through them. Frustrated, she asked me how she should get it started, so I said, “well, you should start by putting the Corn Flakes back in the box.”

 

[mdunn]

A blonde took her car to the body shop after a large hailstorm had left her car badly dented. The busy owner didn't have time to work on her car at the moment, so he thought he would try and see if blondes really were as dumb as these jokes indicate.

"Oh, those dents are pretty small, you can get those dent out yourself by just blowing hard into the tailpipe." he said.

After going home and trying for an hour, she called over her best blonde friend Betty to see if Betty had any ideas.

After hearing about what she was doing she said "That'll never work, you need to close the windows first.

 

[bearbear]

Ah, yes, I believe I get the joke now. Of course, and the sniffing would result in a drowning. I'm having a jolly laugh.

Still, I would never scratch and sniff a sticker that didn't seem suitable for the purpose, so I probably would survive this test. Now, if the stickers were watermelons, for example, I would be sorely tempted to try. But why would you have watermelon stickers in a pool?

To have blondes and watermellon lovers offed without facing any legal reprocussions aside from say, maybe vandalism for putting it there.

A blonde took her car to the body shop after a large hailstorm had left her car badly dented. The busy owner didn't have time to work on her car at the moment, so he thought he would try and see if blondes really were as dumb as these jokes indicate.

"Oh, those dents are pretty small, you can get those dent out yourself by just blowing hard into the tailpipe." he said.

After going home and trying for an hour, she called over her best blonde friend Betty to see if Betty had any ideas.

After hearing about what she was doing she said "That'll never work, you need to close the windows first.

Y'know, as funny as that is, having worked at a shop, i've heard similar stories. One tried to clean out her air vents in her husbands porches, cuz she broke the no smoking in the car rule while he was on vaction. She used a garden hose.

Another called and asked to see if we did dents and scratches, so we told her to come by for an estimate. When asked, she said she'd banged it out from the inside and it was only a lil left.

It gets there, the fenders barely hanging on, the gashes are into the metal, and the little dent? the part caused by her hitting a traffic pole was about a foot in diameter, the rest of the panel was concaved outwards from the hammering.