Sliced mayonnaise ... it's a "thing" now.

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Just in case digging a lump of mayo out of a jar with a knife is too hard for you ...

Japanese company named 'Bourbon' develops sliced mayonnaise

For those who wish applying mayonnaise to their favorite sandwich were easier, one Japanese company says “wish granted. ” Bourbon Co. released a food sheet series called “Simple Cooking” on Monday, March 2, with the “Mayonnaise Sheet” and a “Sliced Raw Chocolate” sheet in response to need for...

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Just in case digging a lump of mayo out of a jar with a knife is too hard for you ...

Japanese company named 'Bourbon' develops sliced mayonnaise

For those who wish applying mayonnaise to their favorite sandwich were easier, one Japanese company says “wish granted. ” Bourbon Co. released a food sheet series called “Simple Cooking” on Monday, March 2, with the “Mayonnaise Sheet” and a “Sliced Raw Chocolate” sheet in response to need for...

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"Sheet-like condiment," it says ...

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[DoctorShavegood]

Mayo should never be sliced.

 

[mrlandpirate]

I'll be good because I like it here but the jokes are numerous

 

[Atlantic59]

Seems like the Velveeta of Mayo. Inventive, but unnecessary.

 

[kelbro]

If it ain't Duke's, I'm not eating it!

 

[Alacrity59]

I think this will be a hit. Heck we've had sliced process cheese like product forever why not Mayo.

 

[Merle]

I'm sure my cats will like it... they love cheese-wiz

 

[Rushman2112]

The world has gone mad. How do you lick the spoon clean now??

 

[Fawkes007]

Yeah, ok, now that’s disgusting.

 

[simon1]

Oh...Good...Lord.

One of these days people will be so lazy they won't even get up to change the channel on the TV.

Oh...wait.

 

[sdimartino]

There's a company trying to hock "sliced ketchup" on kickstarter now. It's basically a tomato flavored fruit roll up. Both of these are answers to questions nobody asked.

 

[TexLaw]

I'm gonna go throw up, now. See y'all in a little bit.

 

[oc_in_fw]

If it ain't Duke's, I'm not eating it!

I was a Hellman’s man for most of my life, then, because of the Mess Hall, I tried Duke’s. In a pinch I will use Hellman’s, but I only buy Duke’s

 

[Merle]

There's a company trying to hock "sliced ketchup" on kickstarter now. It's basically a tomato flavored fruit roll up. Both of these are answers to questions nobody asked.

It is possible (just and only ~) the folks up in the ISS have been having some odd troubles needing such answers. but...

 

[Buster]

Have y’all tried Kewpie mayonnaise? It’s a Japanese product and it’s pretty darn magical.

 

[Tannhauser]

I remember years ago when there was sliced peanut butter.

 

[2Vu5_T]

When they make a version with either Primal Kitchen avocado oil mayo, or Chosen Foods avocado oil mayo ( both non-vegetable oil )- I'll try it.

 

[ajkel64]

I’d try it once just to see if it was any good.