Shaving Brushes are like the mistresses you always wanted, but never had.

[Falstaff]

I contend that the gentlemen that inhabit B&B secretly live their sexual fantasies through their shaving bushes, ah brushes. Anyhow, as most of us are not monogamous brush owners, just how would you describe the relationship with your favorite shaving brush? Who amongst your brush collection would be your "girl next door", or perhaps the "the one you are going to marry"? Best of all who is your "freaky deaky slut of sluts"? LOL.. This could go on forever. I contend that the brush that has the most "sleaz appeal" is the brush you love the most. You know what the saying is, "Good girls go to heaven, and Bad Girls go wherever the the hell they want."

 

[Hreafn]

I would have to say that my kent bk4 is my wife and my kim son is my gal on the side.

 

[orchestrion]

If that's the case then I need more brushes.

 

[Ride4TheBrand]

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

 

[winston61]

but maybe you need to get out of the house a bit more often. I enjoy my shaving gear and shaving as an (for me) inexpensive indulgence. For others that spend more, power to them. I suppose that brushing your face with a warm moist badger could evoke other thoughts, but I enjoy the realness of the women I know. Again, I hope no offense is taken, certainly none intended.

 

[Falstaff]

but maybe you need to get out of the house a bit more often. I enjoy my shaving gear and shaving as an (for me) inexpensive indulgence. For others that spend more, power to them. I suppose that brushing your face with a warm moist badger could evoke other thoughts, but I enjoy the realness of the women I know. Again, I hope no offense is taken, certainly none intended.

You are not married. I've been married for 20 years and to change at this point in my life would be beyond stressful. Straying from the reservation is not an option for me at this point. I've already lived through that stage in my life where my wife & girlfriend had dinner together.
So a little "tongue & cheek" humor on B&B is my therapy these days.

 

[Brandon]

You are not married. I've been married for 20 years and to change at this point in my life would be beyond stressful. Straying from the reservation is not an option for me at this point. I've already lived through that stage in my life where my wife & girlfriend had dinner together.
So a little "tongue & cheek" humor on B&B is my therapy these days.

The humor of the OP was well taken here. I'm still a newbie though, and monogamous to my Rooney....for now.

 

[winston61]

Oh, on the contrary, I too have been married for 20 years. But I married late and had it all out of my system before tying the knot. I like that , Tongue & Cheek, very witty.

You are not married. I've been married for 20 years and to change at this point in my life would be beyond stressful. Straying from the reservation is not an option for me at this point. I've already lived through that stage in my life where my wife & girlfriend had dinner together.
So a little "tongue & cheek" humor on B&B is my therapy these days.