Congratulations, Scotto, even though I've never had any interactions with you
And hats off to Ouch for putting that write-up together. I was especially amused, because I've had that "Hippies Use Backdoor No Exceptions" sign hanging on my bedroom door for the last year, with the arrow pointing towards my hippie roommate's door. I picked it up while getting the hell out of Dodge City last summer.
A heartfelt "Omedetto Gozaimasu"* Scotto! all the way from the sweltering heat of sunny, hot n' humid, soap meltin' Okinawa! * Means congratulations in Japanese