Sayings of SWMBO

[RF1963]

Whilst talking this evening SWMBO came out with the following gem:

"As the wife it is my duty to worry, it is your duty to be the cause".

Fortunately I can easily keep my side of the bargain!

 

[grogals]

I like that one.

My SWMBO frequently says "Happy wife, happy life".

 

[Mr. Scruffy]

"Does that really belong there?"

 

[Cerealx59]

SWMBO keeps saying "Get out!" I like to ignore her, or follow with "Why dont you get out?" But, she never does either.

 

[Troggie]

SWMBO favorite line right now.. " Do you really need more shaving stuff?"

 

[plpenn]

What did that cost me?

 

[mgiah]

Walks in the door home from work and the first thing she says "So...What did you buy today?"

 

[Gray Wolf]

Mine goes something like this "When you married me (35 years ago) you promised to endow me with all your earthly possessions. I want a bite of that hamburger!"
It works for her every time too!

 

[Gired]

Mine says, "Why are you home? Go back to work and make me more money!"

 

[Ru4scuba?]

"you're obsessed!!". Yes my dear, I am.

 

[Sir Sartana]

Thankfully I am a confirmed bachelor

I used to dislike the "silent treatment" the "whatever" and after she would bring something up the old "its too late now"

 

[okey]

I often get "Stop it i am sleeping".....

 

[honed]

I like that one.

My SWMBO frequently says "Happy wife, happy life".

Hey, I keep hearing the same thing!
I wonder where they learn those things

 

[OtherMoe]

Ha Ha!

SWMBO: "How many razors do you have anyway?"

Me: "mumble mumble"

SWMBO: "Oh, you have more than that!"

Me: "mumble mumble" while heading to the keg for another beer,,,,,,,

 

[mark the shoeshine boy]

no...

 

[WesternModern]

TWGW; " I think you need to cool it on the shaving creams for a while."
Me; " umm....but.."
TWGW; " I'm serious."
Me; " okay."