Santa's favorite cigar smoker Channy

[BL Secret Santa]

HO HO HO

I have been mighty busy this year getting ready to spread around holiday cheer. On my way over the west coast I would love to deliver some great smokes for you to enjoy....but alas I do not know your tastes. Currently I have a metric ton of reindeer poop for your home. Why a metric ton? Don't question Santa's preferred unit of measurement. If you would like to see more than reindeer poop under the tree please help me out.


-Santa

 

[channy]

Can you smoke reindeer poop? Sounds like high school all over again. I'm really new to cigars but have found that I absolutely adore the Fuentes Hemingway line. Otherwise, whats the street price on reindeer poop?

 

[BL Secret Santa]

Wonderful...wonderful. I have always enjoyed a good Fuente dipped in reindeer poop and I think you will too!

HO HO HO

 

[BL Secret Santa]

HO HO HO

Me and the elves have finally got done dipping all the cigars in reindeer poop. I decided to let USPS (tracking number 420 92707 9500 1000 2282 2357 0000 37) deliver the goods. They seem to enjoy poop delivery more than I.

Merry Christmas!