Roasted coffee warnings in CA

[GFlanagan3]

Some things you just know. Like the giant spiders from outer space that have taken control of the pentagon and the white house. The black helicopters. Area 51. The nano-chips that the government puts in the water supply that migrate to your brain and enable thought monitoring by the alphabet agencies. Don't ask for proof. The bad guys are careful. VERY careful, and they have friends in high places looking out for them. Exposing the conspiracies will get you whacked by drones or microscopic autonomous micro-bots. They .... Oh no! They're he--GAAAAK! URK!

dibs on any of his good shaving supplies

 

[nff]

in California breathing causes cancer

 

[Giant Kiwi]

Good news in the New Zealand media.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/wellbeing/6194878/Can-coffee-prevent-cancer

Shame it's for the ladies among us though.

 

[rajagra]

Following this line of reasoning, everybody in CA should have to put warnings up by their front doors stating that the sun causes cancer. Daily weather alerts on sunny days would also help.

Sunblock 5000. CAUTION: Frequent use will cause skin cancer. And Avataritis.