As all the Dads here now, women start preparing the nest in the second trimester after they got over the, uhm, female form of morning relieve . So that would put due date out somewhere between 3 to 6 months. Now taking male procrastination into account, we can safely assume Tkocloser's wife has been pushing him to lighten the den for about 2 months, putting the due date beween 1 to 4 months. Reading the post careful, there is mention of 8 shaves with the product, 8 representing the month August. Furthermore, the product has 3 XXXs, clearly representing roman numerals. Therefore, the only possible due date is:
August 30, 2012
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On a more serious note, congrats to Tkocloser and wife; kids are in most cases our longest lasting legacy. Make it count and enjoy every second.