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Rant on Bottle "Decorations" and shapes

I am going to go on record and say I am not a fan of a lot of the american whiskey bottling practices. One in particular is the all too famous wax dipped MM bottle. As a visual it is great, but functionally it sucks. Tearing off the tab can get messy if a bottle has sat for a while and the simple process of pouring it can leave dribbles all down in and around the wax (where a bottle without would get a simple wipe of the finger to catch the drop rolling down the side).

I hate to just pick on MM, but it is the most notable. I even hate some of the foil wraps that are even more prevalent than wax dippings. Most of the time I clean off all this junk from a bottle as soon as I get it. Something about a clean topped bottle. Even bottles like Bulleit who stripped down their bottle in an appealing fashion had to go with a unique bottle shape which is appealing till you try to pour anything out of it.

I don't see this much in Irish/scotch varietals. Seems that they let the drink speak for itself a little more. Just step back and look at a shelf of bourbon versus a shelf of scotch. On the bourbon shelf, almost no 2 bottles are the same shape or have the same "topper".

All that being said, American whiskey can't be beat for value and variety (save for some peaty offerings) so I will deal with it.

I need to find a good whiskey decanter to hold any of these main offenders when I partake in them but finding one that has a good seal and doesn't look like something out of a wall street movie where everyone has whiskey in their office is hard.
 
I don't really mind the wax on MM, if the whisky is good then I don't really care about how it is bottled. As for decanters if you don't mind looking online it isn't hard to find some good ones that are different from the standard look... though you are relying on other people's reviews to know how the seal is.
 
I used to have the same problem w/ MM. Now I just wipe it off w/ my finger and dab it behind my ear. Over the years, I've saved a packet on cologne.
 
People must like the interestingly different shaped bottles, or I'd be out of a job.... Do you have any idea how many £hundreds-of-thousands we spend on bottle design?

FWIW, I love the makers' mark bottle, and some of the high end decanters look fantastic. My favourite 'interesting' bottle is the Dalmore one, with the pewter stag on the front. But for sheer elegance, you can't beat the standard Macallan bottle. Tall, slim and elegant.

Just like me. Ish. Well. None out of three ain't bad.
 
Most of the time I clean off all this junk from a bottle as soon as I get it. Something about a clean topped bottle. Even bottles like Bulleit who stripped down their bottle in an appealing fashion had to go with a unique bottle shape which is appealing till you try to pour anything out of it.

I almost always remove any wax or foil around the neck of bottles.
 

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Got your problem solved right here.


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