Pyramid Power

[Frosty]

I was a wee lad back in the 70s but I recall lots of books and programmes about the power of the pyramids. One claim was that one could re-sharpen blades by placing them in model versions of the pyramids, aligned in a north-south axis or something

Now I don't propose to resharpen my blades- they are cheap, but does anyone recall the whole pyramid thing and did anyone ever try it? Did it work?

 

[Hex]

I was a wee lad back in the 70s but I recall lots of books and programmes about the power of the pyramids. One claim was that one could re-sharpen blades by placing them in model versions of the pyramids, aligned in a north-south axis or something

Now I don't propose to resharpen my blades- they are cheap, but does anyone recall the whole pyramid thing and did anyone ever try it? Did it work?

I remember it well, though I never tried it.

When I was in high school, there was an Egyptian boy sitting next to me at lunch and, on the lunch table, he had a dead frog under his pyramid thingie, all the while mumbling some chant. Afterwards he told me that he could bring the frog back to life.

He didn't

 

[RichGem]

Disproven by common sense and by the MythBusters.

 

[Frosty]

Ha ha wiith the frog. I loved the 70s for it's esoteric bullsquits!

 

[weenerdog3443]

There are times where i wish that i was alive in the 70's and then there are times where i am very thankful I wasn't.

Still haven't decided what this one would fall under

 

[Chimensch]

I've got a book on pyramid power and metal pyramid that came with it. The book says that, if it doesn't work, it's because it's not aligned properly or there's disturbance from the metal structure of the building, electrical lines in the wall, etc. I gather it only works in an open field.

 

[M80]

I only need one blade. I keep it in my pyramid humidor and it never goes dull.

 

[DavyRay]

I lived through the 70s. I knew people who actually had the little pyramids, and who kept razor blades in them. These were people who would believe anything.

A further comment on the 1970s is the book "In Search of Ancient Astronauts".
I know a guy who attended High Point University. His professor had read the book, and noted a statement in the book about a "pure iron" obelisk which had been standing in a village in India for centuries, and which was impervious to rust. The author speculated that the item had been made by aliens. The professor said that he had seen the obelisk in that village, and that it was rusty!

Once every few years, the villagers would have a festival, and would polish the rust off the darn thing to pretty it up. A little actual experience trumps lots of wild theory.

 

[Frosty]

M80 I wantbthat cigar box lol it's beautiful.

 

[dpmtherrien]

I do recall that P.T. Barnum got that one going.

 

[jansob]

If your pyramid does not work it just needs proper alignment and placement in your home. I can help.

For a very reasonable fee I should be able to give you a placement recommendation. I will need a map and photos of your home noting windows, doors and the location of light switches, outlets and alarm sensors which may block energy flows. Usually pyramids work best when placed in outer rooms near windows, but blocked from direct sunlight by foliage or fences...but I will give you specifics once I've had a chance to see your house information.

For maximum performance I will give you new alarm codes based on Egypto-Atlantean numerology formulas. These codes, as they run through your system's wiring, will condition your electricity, reducing interference with your pyramid.

After these steps place your entire blade supply, your brushes and creams and your razors into the pyramid and take a short vacation...the absence of people will allow the energy flows in the house to "burn in" without interruption. Let me know when your vacation starts so I can make the activation incantations at the proper time.

After these simple steps I can assure you that you will know the true value of Pyramid Power.

 

[Bertilak]

I was a wee lad back in the 70s but I recall lots of books and programmes about the power of the pyramids. One claim was that one could re-sharpen blades by placing them in model versions of the pyramids, aligned in a north-south axis or something

Now I don't propose to resharpen my blades- they are cheap, but does anyone recall the whole pyramid thing and did anyone ever try it? Did it work?

Yes, I remember it. At the time, I lived near Santa Cruz CA, World Central for loonies. Seems every other store front in town was some kind of new-age business. One sold lots of pyramid, crystal, aroma, etc. paraphernalia.

They "proved" the power of pyramids with two pieces of cheese -- one under a pyramid the other right next to the pyramid but not under it. Sure enough, the one outside the pyramid was pretty disgusting and the one underneath was as fresh as a daisy. They claimed it was "Pyramid Power". I claim that the clear plastic pyramid kept off the flies and peoples fingers. Or perhaps they swapped in a new piece of cheese every morning.

Even when I was young and foolish, I wasn't *that* foolish! But it sure was a fun place!