Funny!!That’s funny Aaron!!
I laughed cuz I do eat ketchup on most everything but not that.
When I did eat potted meat sammiches I would put miracle whip on them. Nothing on Vienna sausages.
Fishing with dad one time he made my brother and I promise not to tell mom what he was feeding us for dinner cuz it was what the rich people eat and very expensive. He told us we were having beef tips as he opened a couple cans of Vienna sausages for our dinner.
My roomate in college bought Vienna sausages by the case...yes by the case. Ketchup on top or they would be chopped up and go on top of hamburger helper....wait for it...wait for it....every single night.
I think I made myself sick.