Pregnant Wife vs. Arko.

[jpipes3]

I had a stick of Arko and decided that I didn't want to use it as a stick. I broke it in two and tried to smash it into a glass dish. Gave up after a while, so it was kinda in two chunks in this dish. Made it a pain to load the brush. Then I decided I wasn't that crazy about the soap anyway, so I thought I would just throw it in the shower and see how it worked as a bath soap. The other morning I get out of the shower after using the Arko, and my wife is sitting up in bed...

"What soap is that?"

"This shaving one I didn't like that much, so I decided to use in it the shower instead."

(she starts shaking her head)

"Nope... that's going in the trash."

 

[BrookR1]

Well, when my wife was pregnant, I was pretty much banned from using anything with fragrance. Everything I asked her to smell got a big thumbs down. It's gotten a little better since the birth of our daughter, but only a little. Man, they've got noses like blood hounds when they're pregnant.

 

[Lamb Root]

No, they are just demanding because they think they have more right than usual.

 

[a_slacker]

Quick... hide it... you might not see it again!

 

[OldGreyGuy]

I read the title and thought to myself, "What has Arkoman been up to now!"

 

[brother cavefish]

grate it in a mug

 

[britewhiteram]

Yeah, Arko isn't that great. You did well, my friend.

THIS IS MADNESS!!!!











NO! THIS IS ARKO!!!!!!!!

 

[hometownhero]

"Nope... that's going in the trash."

Best place for that foul smelling thing they try sell as a soap

 

[Seadooer]

Well there is a reason for that smell. Ever smell a Turk in Turkey.

 

[jpipes3]

Yep, it's in the trash. It wasn't a difficult decision. At least now I can say that I tried it.

BTW it's not a great bath soap. If you like the scent, stick to shaving with it.

 

[sychodelix]

 

[Dirk-Lerxst-Pratt]

Yep, it's in the trash. It wasn't a difficult decision. At least now I can say that I tried it.

Good move on your part. We've lost a lot of good men on that hill.

 

[Lexbomb]

My ex-wife, when she was pregnant became super sensitive. Maybe yours has too.

Fixed that for you

 

[Antique Hoosier]

That is the term SWMBO in a nutshell Gentlemen

 

[oakeshott]

Your bride is a woman of exquisite tastes. Listen to her. You will not go far wrong.

 

[craig94yj]

No, they are just demanding because they think they have more right than usual.

I want to see you say that at a "Lamas" class. Then you will truly be my hero!

 

[Pebcak]

I want to see you say that at a "Lamas" class. Then you will truly be my hero!

Have him say it at a Lamas class and get out alive. Then he'll be worthy of a hero title.

 

[maxman]

When my wife was pregnant with our first child there was a particular chewing gum that the smell of made her sick to her stomach.
It was a peach flavour. I was forbidden from chewing it for 9 months.

My best advice is don't mess with a Pregant woman. It only leads to trouble!

 

[Giant Kiwi]

don't mess with a Pregant woman. It only leads to trouble!

I'll drink to that!

 

[dpittman70]

(she starts shaking her head)

"Nope... that's going in the trash."

Sounds like my wife...pregnant or not. I love you Sweetie.