“That’s why you can’t have nice things!”
Post an ages old phrase you heard growing up
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So does kid rock (a "musician")
Dad again: "He's about as much help as mittens on a bear cub!"
My mother used this one a lot: Don't put your eggs in one basket.
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My shop teacher "If I had a hand grenade I could gwt the whole lot of ya". He did not like us bunching up and talking. Or shooting brads at each other. Or throwing little chunks of wood into the tablesaw blade. Or anything we done really lol
My dad's didn't even have to come close to making sense sometimes. "Your about as useful as 'teets' on a doorknob!"
Who says that? But I ALWAYS could tell what he was driving at!
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You're so slow, I would have to drive a stake to see if you are moving.
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Lol sometimes more tone of voice than words spoken
Mike M
...but this one IS cracked.
You're as dumb as a bag of wet mice
And
She's as wet as a haddock's bathing costume
That last one is courtesy of Edmond Blackadder
And
She's as wet as a haddock's bathing costume
That last one is courtesy of Edmond Blackadder
He's slower than molasses in January!
Get with the program!
Get with the program!
"As popular as a perforation in a prophylactic"
Someone not at all popular...
Someone not at all popular...
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Freakin lol that is hilarious
Don't cry over spilled milk.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
You are barking up the wrong tree.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
You are barking up the wrong tree.
That money is burning a hole in your pocket.
You wet the bed, so lay in it.
the more things change, the more they stay the same
Crazier than a bedbug.
" Good night, don't let the bed bugs bite!"
Anyone else hear this one: "lazier than a pet 'coon!"
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
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