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Pirate Jokes (especially the corny ones)
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What did the pirate say when he had chest pain ?
Arrrgh me hearty.
Arrrgh me hearty.
A magician is doing tricks for a pirate captain. The captain had a parrot on his shoulder and every time the magician does a trick, the parrot ruins it by saying "It's in your sleeve" or "it's under your hat."
The magician, fed up, pull out a pistol and aims for the bird but misses and hits the powder kegs. The whole ship is blown to pieces and the only two left are the magician and parrot, clinging to a plank in the middle of the ocean.
The parrot says "Ok you got me. Where'd the ship go?"
The magician, fed up, pull out a pistol and aims for the bird but misses and hits the powder kegs. The whole ship is blown to pieces and the only two left are the magician and parrot, clinging to a plank in the middle of the ocean.
The parrot says "Ok you got me. Where'd the ship go?"
