Wow! That's some great info!
I was just looking at the ashtrays with the knobs. I likely would've made the mistake of tapping a hot bowl into one at some point too.
I may open up the back door in the laundry room to try my luck back there with my wife. It will be a tough go at trying to convince her to let me smoke inside, but it will be worth a try. I think she views all tobacco equally, and not in a very good light. Her grandmother developed throat cancer from second hand smoke (possibly), and that continues to be her driving force behind her outlook on smoking. Time will tell.....
My wife likes to can, so large jars aren't going to be a problem, although I will have to invest in some smaller ones.
I think I'm going to add a shelf or two in my "junk" room & slowly fill them up. I think that may be the way to go!
If your Mrs. is the homey type, then she may be a candle-burner. If you notice any Yankee Candle bags hiding around the house, then you know she is.
You let her know that those sweet smelling candle flames toss off a lot more soot and particulates than your pipe does. Bad ones.
Mrs. Columbo didn’t believe me about that. Until the day we had to repaint one of the rooms, and we had to scrub the ceiling down with TSP to get all the soot off it. I didn’t make Mrs. Columbo scrub those ceilings, because that’s not what gentlemen do. But Mrs. Columbo now only burns candles with AA batteries in them.
And the other gentleman is right. They always know. Mrs. Columbo is a better detective around the house than I am. Best to be open and honest about it.