That brush is gorgeous, I'm in!
I love these Carl jokes. They get me every time! I think you really have to watch the show to appreciate them though.
PIF- One year on B&B and DE shaving anniversary
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I love these Carl jokes. They get me every time! I think you really have to watch the show to appreciate them though.
I'm in. Thanks for this generous PIF.
What did one snowman ask the other snowman?
-Do you smell carrots?
What did one snowman ask the other snowman?
-Do you smell carrots?
I'm in.
What happened when the frog double parked?
He got "toad".
You did say corny?
What happened when the frog double parked?
He got "toad".
You did say corny?
I'm in . why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken !
IM IN!
I finally have a joke to share ...took me this long to come up with one and I had to steal this one from my daughter.
What do mommy bears call baby bears? ...Honey!
The only other one I had I was afraid no one would get.
A man got attacked in an ally. Having no weapon to fight back with, he grabbed the nearest thing he could find...an antana from the pimped out 1970's van the attacker jumped out of, and stabbed the attacker. As expected, the antana broke leaving only a scratch and the attacker ended up beating him severely and stealing his wallet. Hours later the attacker was arrested at the hospital where he had checked himself in for treatment of the scratch. When the police asked him why he made such a fuss about the scratch. He explained he had heard about all the sexually transmitted diseases in the 70's and didn't want to catch VAN ARIAL disease.
Doesn't matter if my jokes are bad, I'm still in.
I finally have a joke to share ...took me this long to come up with one and I had to steal this one from my daughter.
What do mommy bears call baby bears? ...Honey!
The only other one I had I was afraid no one would get.
A man got attacked in an ally. Having no weapon to fight back with, he grabbed the nearest thing he could find...an antana from the pimped out 1970's van the attacker jumped out of, and stabbed the attacker. As expected, the antana broke leaving only a scratch and the attacker ended up beating him severely and stealing his wallet. Hours later the attacker was arrested at the hospital where he had checked himself in for treatment of the scratch. When the police asked him why he made such a fuss about the scratch. He explained he had heard about all the sexually transmitted diseases in the 70's and didn't want to catch VAN ARIAL disease.
Doesn't matter if my jokes are bad, I'm still in.
The badder the better IMHO [emoji1]
Made me chukle, I might even say it was Van tastic!
I'm still laughing at "They are shelfish, Coral" [emoji1]
Excellent PIF- not in.
marty
marty
Count me in!
Why do you never see hippopotamuses hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it!
Why do you never see hippopotamuses hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it!
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Well everyone, the moment you've all been waiting for, I've picked a winner using a random number generator.
And the winner is MidnightMatador. A pm has been sent. Coensadenty, and since I did use a random number generator it played no role in the decision making process, it is also his birthday. So happy birthday to you as well!
Thank you everyone for participating, I really enjoyed the jokes!
And the winner is MidnightMatador. A pm has been sent. Coensadenty, and since I did use a random number generator it played no role in the decision making process, it is also his birthday. So happy birthday to you as well!
Thank you everyone for participating, I really enjoyed the jokes!
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congrats and thank you DCRIII for a great PIF!
Congrats and thanks from me as well!
Well everyone, the moment you've all been waiting for, I've picked a winner using a random number generator.
And the winner is MidnightMatador. A pm has been sent. Coensadenty, and since I did use a random number generator it played no role in the decision making process, it is also his birthday. So happy birthday to you as well!
Thank you everyone for participating, I really enjoyed the jokes!
Thank you for this generous PIF and I can hardly wait to use it!
And thanks for the Birthday wishes, everyone!
Congrats and Happy Birthday!
Also thanks to [MENTION=93996]DCRIII[/MENTION] for the opportunity
Also thanks to [MENTION=93996]DCRIII[/MENTION] for the opportunity
Congrats [MENTION=103966]MidnightMatador[/MENTION]!
Thanks for a most entertaining PIF [MENTION=93996]DCRIII[/MENTION]!
Thanks for a most entertaining PIF [MENTION=93996]DCRIII[/MENTION]!
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