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We are always trying to push the envelope here at Seraphim Laboratories Amalgamated Products Inc.
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And not to be left behind in the wake of the unveiling of Nanocloth, we have upped the ante...yes that’s right…


PicoPaper!

*** are you talking about now, Seraphim?

Well, bear with me my fine Feathered friends.

Here’s an overview of the metric prefixes for small stuff:
1,0E-1
1,0E-2
1,0E-3
1,0E-6
1,0E-9
1,0E-12
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0,01
0,001
0,000 001
0,000 000 001
0,000 000 000 001
tenth
hundredth
thousandth
millionth
billionth
trillionth
deci-
centi-
milli-
micro-
nano-
pico-
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Development was long and hard here at the lab....

Here’s a peek at the prototypes:
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Sure, it looks like a stack of paper from the recyle bin near the copy machine, but it is really high tech engineered edge refinement uberMcmubletech! Available through my website for $39.99 for a pack of 10.

To better compare to the images shown in the nanocloth video, I switched from my 10x objective to a 6.5x so you can see the whole bevel.

Let’s take a look, shall we?

First we have a previously honed razor that I took back to the films for this demonstration.

Here’s the edge at lower mag after 6um lapping film on a single sheet of PicoPaper:
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And then I whizbangulate it onto the 3um lapping film on PicoPaper:
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And then it gets zapperfied on 1um film with PicoPaper.
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Hey, it’s looking pretty good…but PicoPaper doesn’t stop there! Oh no.

This is what you pay the big bucks for, this is where we really start pushing the boundaries…..if one sheet of PicoPaper gives a nice edge…what about using two?
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Oh my!

All scratches have been mantangulbated(TM) into oblivion.

Here is the PicoPaper and the 1um lapping film setup (that has been used on 20+ razors, it’s pretty beat up), along with the razor.....but the other secret is the lubricant used with the PicoPaper.
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We here at the lab like to call it:

Developed
Innovation
Straight
Honing

Super
Overpriced
Advanced
Product

(Also available on my site for $59.99, but a little goes a long way, folks!)





Then I got super crazy and stacked three sheets of PicoPaper under the lapping film!


At that point the doctor said I better get back on my medication before I hurt myself…
But I did manage to snap a couple of images of the edges at my usual 10x (what I normally refer to as 400X) objective lens, since you really can’t see a lot of what is going on at the very edge with the lower mag:

1um film with 2 PicoPapers underneath at 400X:(sae edge as shown above, but with higher mag)
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1um film with 3 PicoPapers underneath:
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So, there you have it.

No need for UberGrits, just get yourself some PicoPaper and 1um lapping film.
 
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Very good read haha
Thanks!

Maybe put the picopaper and 1um lapping film together and make it into a package deal?
 
You're going to need a management/operations guy to handle the huge influx of cash associated with this. I offer my humble services.................


for a percentage, of course....................


now if I can figure out how to keep MY picopaper from coming apart under the lapping film, I'll be doing good..................

A great weekend to all
 
I'm on the fence...If I order in the next 30 minutes do you double my pico-paper?


If you order within the next 30 minutes you will receive the Deluxe PicoPaper.

The Deluxe PicoPaper has had all staples, rips, and ham sandwich stains removed prior to shipping.

Act now!
 
Now this is why I enjoy Badger and Blade so much! Always on the cutting edge of ground breaking technology! I say Thank you for your never ending commitment to bring quality products to market Seraphim. You are a pillar of the community!!!
 
How much is it for Kosher PicoPaper? That is, PicoPaper without any ink on it. I would prefer to use a PicoPaper without any inclusions.

I'm not a Rabbi, but I'd like some for bragging rights.
 
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Just for you guys, I have to sell a ream of FemtoPaper(tm) which is zero point 0 (15 times) 1 millimeters. You can't even see it but it's there.
Is it expensive? Yes, of course, but it will make your shaving instrument as sharp as a razor!
 
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