This weekend one of the individuals in our group ordered a Black Russian. I had not seen that one in quite a few years.
That's one of Mrs. TL's favorites. The good news is that bartenders often know what you're talking about when you order one, although I've actually had to explain it to a few. The bad news is that there aren't many bartenders who make a good one. The classic recipe is 2 parts vodka to 1 part Kahlua, but I often see it made the other way around. Mrs. TL really likes it more 50/50, so that's not such a big deal for her, but it's waaaaaaaaay too sweet for yours truly.
A real Marini, preferably Churchill's recipe. Pour gin & ice in a pitcher, glance, and not too long, at a bottle of Vermouth sitting across the room.
I always heard that Churchill's recipe was for the bartender to look in the direction of France while pouring the gin.
While I get a kick out of that, and I know you were joking, it brings up something that irritates me a little about trying to get a classic martini. It's become the culture that a standard martini be little more than a glass of ice cold gin with a suggestion of vermouth--so much so that I can hardly get anyone to make a classic, standard 5:1 martini. Just asking for a little more vermouth often results in them looking at me like I just ask them to spike the thing with the blood of an infant.