Well, after a couple months of mostly DE shaving, I had to break down and confess something to my Merkur Progress...
Progress,
You were my first DE razor and consequently, we've been through a lot. You taught me a lot. A lot about shaving, and a lot about myself. We've been through thick and thin lathers, sharp and dull blades and we've gotten into some hot water together more than once. When we first got together, I was unsure, scared even, but you were strong and sure of yourself and started out gentle with me. As I learned how to turn you up and down it all fell into place. You know how rough I like it, where all the right spots are and when to back off and take it easy. I know how to hold you just right, how fast you like it, and which angle suits us both best, and must admit, it's been a heck of a ride! I've never used a razor so complex and diverse as you, yet so comforting and simple in elegance.
But I have something to tell you - please don't talk, let me finish - I have a confession... I don't want you to hate me when I tell you this, I know how it will sound... I've been using a Schick Injector on the side! I know. I know the Injector lacks your personality and unique qualities. I know that it only has a single blade, but in this case, less is more. The Injector fills needs that you can't and frankly I don't know if you ever can. The Injector gives me smoother shaves, increased blade life, ease of maneuverability around the chin and upper lip, glides over my skin without skipping, basically, all the extra things you promised me, but haven't been able to live up to. I know, I've read on B&B about the danger of the Injector, that it has been the fall of many men into the deeper dark side of SE shaving, and that may be me one day, I don't know. I don't know how far my descent into madness will take me. I thought I could resist the Schick's Siren Song, but alas, I could not and have made you the victim of my cheating face.
Nothing you can say now will stop me, I've got a place for you in the cabinet, sure, it's no bathroom counter, but it's comfortable. I know you'll get along well with the Fatboy. Just in case you think I'm bluffing, I want you to know that I'm about to seal the commitment and purchase 200 injector blades from Connaught Shaving. http://connaughtshaving.com/injectorblades.html
I didn't mean to break your heart, Progress. I'll always remember how you saved me from the Fusion and canned goo, and you'll always have a place in my den. Maybe someday, we can have another shave together, but now, my heart belongs to the Schick Injector Type G.
Does anyone else share my love and adoration for the Injector?? Do any of you Injector Junkies use the DEs anymore?
Progress,
You were my first DE razor and consequently, we've been through a lot. You taught me a lot. A lot about shaving, and a lot about myself. We've been through thick and thin lathers, sharp and dull blades and we've gotten into some hot water together more than once. When we first got together, I was unsure, scared even, but you were strong and sure of yourself and started out gentle with me. As I learned how to turn you up and down it all fell into place. You know how rough I like it, where all the right spots are and when to back off and take it easy. I know how to hold you just right, how fast you like it, and which angle suits us both best, and must admit, it's been a heck of a ride! I've never used a razor so complex and diverse as you, yet so comforting and simple in elegance.
But I have something to tell you - please don't talk, let me finish - I have a confession... I don't want you to hate me when I tell you this, I know how it will sound... I've been using a Schick Injector on the side! I know. I know the Injector lacks your personality and unique qualities. I know that it only has a single blade, but in this case, less is more. The Injector fills needs that you can't and frankly I don't know if you ever can. The Injector gives me smoother shaves, increased blade life, ease of maneuverability around the chin and upper lip, glides over my skin without skipping, basically, all the extra things you promised me, but haven't been able to live up to. I know, I've read on B&B about the danger of the Injector, that it has been the fall of many men into the deeper dark side of SE shaving, and that may be me one day, I don't know. I don't know how far my descent into madness will take me. I thought I could resist the Schick's Siren Song, but alas, I could not and have made you the victim of my cheating face.
Nothing you can say now will stop me, I've got a place for you in the cabinet, sure, it's no bathroom counter, but it's comfortable. I know you'll get along well with the Fatboy. Just in case you think I'm bluffing, I want you to know that I'm about to seal the commitment and purchase 200 injector blades from Connaught Shaving. http://connaughtshaving.com/injectorblades.html
I didn't mean to break your heart, Progress. I'll always remember how you saved me from the Fusion and canned goo, and you'll always have a place in my den. Maybe someday, we can have another shave together, but now, my heart belongs to the Schick Injector Type G.
Does anyone else share my love and adoration for the Injector?? Do any of you Injector Junkies use the DEs anymore?