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One Marine

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Marine is better than ten Taliban". The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice then calls out "One Marine is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers". Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The Marine voice calls out, "One Marine is better than one thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of them"
 
Hurrah Marine!!!!!

All I could think of was.

"Runnin through the jungle with my M-16, I'm a mean mother f*****r, I'm a U.S. MARINE!"
 
Hurrah Marine!!!!!

All I could think of was.

"Runnin through the jungle with my M-16, I'm a mean mother f*****r, I'm a U.S. MARINE!"

I knew you'd like this one Ray. I almost PMed it to you, but then I thought to myself, why not share it with the gang!
 
"The first Marine ate the bean"..............

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Made me laugh, I showed it to a mate who's off to become an officer after he graduates. He laughed so loud that the whole library looked around and stared!
 
Hate to say it but I heard it a few years ago but it was a Scottish soldier doing the shouting!!! Still makes me laugh though, no matter who it is.
 
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