Did they already present 75 hours of beach volleyball?
Did they already present 75 hours of beach volleyball?
They need more events. I'm glad they now have beach volleyball, and skateboarding. I agree that Tiddlywinks should be added.
I propose:
1. Suburban lawn mowing.
2. Wait staff order memorization
3. Text messaging while bobsledding
4. Rearranging furniture. Wife directed. Team event.
5. Pokemon Go!
The opening/closing stuff is too boring and cheesy to watch. I try to catch some of the sports that I find extraordinary, like gymnastics and bits of things that I know nothing about (seems to be more of them each time around) and others that you just never see, like dressage. Mostly. it's overkill, commercial and overloaded with stats and background drivel, with the occasional exciting moment (if you happen to catch it). Probably a worthwhile hour or two (combined) out of the whole, for me. I feel good for the athletes but not enough to watch very much.
BTW, is it true that wet shaving will be part of the 2020 Olympics ??
I wish they'd just shut up and show the entire sporting event. Now we have any suspense or rhythm torn apart by commercial breaks. And I really do not care one little bit that the trampoliner was diagnosed as dyslexic in first grade. Cut out all the sappy human interest stories, please. More time for the sports. I read novels for human interest. Rant over, for four years.
I am boycotting any Olympic coverage.
How about some wet-shaving themed events?
1. Race to BBS
2. Lather building. Separate events for bowl and face. Judged by a panel on quality, timed by a stopwatch for speed.
3. Straight razor gymnastics
4. One pass speed - start to finish, from opening the medicine cabinet to final clean up and closing the door.
5. Honing
Who needs a gold medal?You left out taco eating, where I'm sure some intrepid B&B'er would bring home the gold.