Okay, Have at it, You guys deserve a little fun

[syngent]

So apparently there is more then one Dave in the USA, who knew ?



Sorry about sharing your personal info without asking first Dave



This is what happens when you do 8 letters at once and are so happy to just get them in the post box

Only to me alm smack:

 

[Jim]

It does not get any easier James- brace yourself...what was I saying?

 

[syngent]

Hahaha

 

[Dave258]

I cannot believe they did not know who you meant!

 

[syngent]

It gets better, I cant for the life of me remember where i put my address book, which is really really bad news if i can find it... *Sigh* PM inbound

 

[rockviper]

Someone had to do it......

 

[maxman]

When it was returned did the post man say:
"Dave's not here, man"

 

[Shenanigans]

Fortunately they sent it back. I wonder what would have happened if your postman's name was Dave.

 

[rajagra]

I knew it was a mistake putting HAL9000 in charge of the post office.

 

[syngent]

Lol, Marc I wish they would have wrote that on the letter

 

[Craig9802]

When it was returned did the post man say:
"Dave's not here, man"

Considering the source, I imagine it would be "Dave's not here, eh?"

I'm laughing, James, but only because I understand.

 

[syngent]

Considering the source, I imagine it would be "Dave's not here, eh?"

I'm laughing, James, but only because I understand.

 

[Toothpick]

Dave calls the USPS: "Yes, hi. I am Dave. there is another person whom just entered the world as Dave. will someone there do something about this. This is for your boss or others that can stop this confusion"

USPS: "i'm sorry sir but we can't stop people from naming their children whatever they want"

Dave: " Look, Dave is MY name it was my fathers and his fathers name and also my grandfathers name on my mothers side. Except for legal work I always go by Dave. People that I have known for years always call me Dave, this is not a joke to me. If the person in the now, won't do something about changing his name I wish to drop off the face of the earth. ASAP"

 

[syngent]

Dave calls the USPS: "Yes, hi. I am Dave. there is another person whom just entered the world as Dave. will someone there do something about this. This is for your boss or others that can stop this confusion"

USPS: "i'm sorry sir but we can't stop people from naming their children whatever they want"

Dave: " Look, Dave is MY name it was my fathers and his fathers name and also my grandfathers name on my mothers side. Except for legal work I always go by Dave. People that I have known for years always call me Dave, this is not a joke to me. If the person in the now, won't do something about changing his name I wish to drop off the face of the earth. ASAP"

Just dont ask to go to lunch with his friend Springs

 

[Toothpick]

Dave calls Springs1: "hey what's up Springs! I just got off the phone with the USPS, you wont believe what happened but I might not be around much longer so how bout we do lunch today and i'll tell you about it?"

Springs1: "ok that sounds great, but first let me tell you something about good service...."

Dave: "NEVER MIND I don't have that much time here" *click*

 

[celestino]

Can this be attributed to too much use of inks, or that you are a crazy Canuck?!
Well, done, James! Just beautiful! You should frame it, my friend!

 

[jbradley]

Don't feel too bad James. I had this friend named Pee Wee once. He got married and moved to Salt Lake City, UT. Home of the Mormon Church. One of the patriarchs is John Smith. I was passing through Salt Lake a couple of years later and decided to look him up, give him a call. So I opened the phone book. Flipped to Pee Wee's real name. John Smith. There is only 8 pages of John Smiths in the Salt Lake City UT phone book. Obviously, I didn't call Pee Wee.

 

[syngent]

Can this be attributed to too much use of inks, or that you are a crazy Canuck?!
Well, done, James! Just beautiful! You should frame it, my friend!

I already re sent it out, but I could have kept that one, never thought about it lol The postal guys must have had an absolute blast over it though. At least i probably made someones day

Don't feel too bad James. I had this friend named Pee Wee once. He got married and moved to Salt Lake City, UT. Home of the Mormon Church. One of the patriarchs is John Smith. I was passing through Salt Lake a couple of years later and decided to look him up, give him a call. So I opened the phone book. Flipped to Pee Wee's real name. John Smith. There is only 8 pages of John Smiths in the Salt Lake City UT phone book. Obviously, I didn't call Pee Wee.

If you had the time i have on my hands you could have had a great thread about the, :John ?, is this pee wee john, *Click* ", calls you could have made

 

[Suggy]

I had to go Knock Knock, Hey It's me Dave man... but someone beat me to it. Oh well, twice with that bit isn't all bad...
Or would it have been funnier had it actually gotten delivered?

 

[Mr5x5]

In my younger days I would have made a smart comment. Now I will refrain.