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Ok- I got caught, anyone else?

Well, when you've been married 11+ years as I have, things like this are bound to happen. It's embarrassing and I'm quite ashamed to admit what happened. If you have small kids in the room, you may want to ask them to leave, or at least close their eyes.

So there I was, thinking I was being sneaky, discreet, secretive- whatever. I had confirmed my wife was good and asleep and was extra quiet as I exited the bed, very slowly and silently to ensure I don't disturb her. Once I was up, it appeared she was still good and asleep, the coast was clear. I saw this as an opportunity to do something that most men do on a regular basis, although, not everyone discusses it.

I felt the bathroom was the best place to have some "alone" time and certainly hope that I'm not disturbed, or "caught" for lack of a better word. I got all the necessities that are needed for my "alone" time. Still periodically checking to ensure my wife is still asleep, which she was. I was good to go for "Go Time".

With all the accessories necessary for "alone" time and a grand opportunity to,take advantage of the situation. I moved forward with my plan. I felt I could enjoy my "alone" time without interruption, which is imperative. So there I went....

I was getting down to business and thoroughly enjoying myself and enjoying extreme pleasure when the unthinkable happens...

MY WIFE WALKS IN AND CATCHES ME!!! She is appalled and can't understand why I'm doing what I'm doing.

It just so happens I had honed a few razors earlier and just had to try them out. Nevermind it's 2:00am. That doesn't matter. I had to give these bad boys a try. It couldn't wait. What were you thinking??? :laugh::laugh:

I just couldn't wait till morning. I've been very hard at work trying to improve my honing skills, and for me, it's working. I'm getting much better shaves and really great edges from my honing. I'm very happy with results.

I had added some stones and changed my progression and had to see how it panned out. Very pleased with results and progress. My wife was a bit irritated that I'm up at 2am shaving and waking her up, but she's fine.

Anyone else gotten "caught"??

Cheers,

Dan
 
Hahah my girlfriend caught me lathering up some new soaps at 3am (they came In the mail after I had shaved that day, I need to know haha)
 
My wife caught me stropping my custom straight late at night a few days ago. But we have been married for 29 years and to be honest it wasn't a big deal.

--Jerome
 
this happens to me lots of times at any hour ill randomly lather my face or shave when i dont need to but i dont hide it i just do it wife and family dont even ask about it i guess its a better addiction than drugs or sneaking out and cheating on the wife :w00t:
 
Any shaving-related activity between hours of 11:00 pm and 4:30 am, especially when significant others are sleeping nearby, are highly indicitative of uncontrollable "shaveatosis." I suggest a visit with a specialist as soon as possible.
 
Any shaving-related activity between hours of 11:00 pm and 4:30 am, especially when significant others are sleeping nearby, are highly indicitative of uncontrollable "shaveatosis." I suggest a visit with a specialist as soon as possible.

Not necessary. I don't want a cure. ;-). Thanks to most for keeping the thread light hearted- as intended.

Keep shaving, Gents- No matter what time it is! :thumbup1:
 
After my 1st try with a straight, my face was 'a little' worse for the experience(;-(. My wife just looked at me and said: just don't do that again, unless someone's at home with you.... So they can call 911 if you need it!!!!!
 
Any shaving-related activity between hours of 11:00 pm and 4:30 am, especially when significant others are sleeping nearby, are highly indicitative of uncontrollable "shaveatosis." I suggest a visit with a specialist as soon as possible.
I heard the cure is getting more razors.
 
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