I have just come home to a "sit down dear" wife.
"Do you know that shaving soap you HAD in the bathroom" At which point I could faintly hear my sphincter clench like a weightlifters fist, "yeah dear?"
"Err...well.....the kids have flushed it doen the toilet"
I don't think I could be annoyed, bearing in mind all my shaving gear was in there and they could have flushed the lot. So I've lost one brand new Taylors puk. Phew thought it was bad. They're only small, they didn't know. I will take it out of their pocket money next week.
"Do you know that shaving soap you HAD in the bathroom" At which point I could faintly hear my sphincter clench like a weightlifters fist, "yeah dear?"
"Err...well.....the kids have flushed it doen the toilet"
I don't think I could be annoyed, bearing in mind all my shaving gear was in there and they could have flushed the lot. So I've lost one brand new Taylors puk. Phew thought it was bad. They're only small, they didn't know. I will take it out of their pocket money next week.
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