Odd A/S shopping experience

[JCee]

I had to run the wife to one of the local strip malls this morning for a few things. When we left one of the shops I notices a Sally's was next door, so I thought I'd grab a bottle of Master Bay Rum as I just ran out. I grabbed a bottle and put it up on the counter to check out. the conversation the went like this:

clerk "Bay Rum huh?"
me "yep, good stuff"
clerk " you know it doesn't actually contain real rum"
me " yeah, I know. why do you say that?"
clerk "its just.. well... um..."
me "did you think I was buying this to DRINK it?"
clerk "well, I don't know, maybe"

I wasn't sure how to react to that. I just gave her the money and left. very weird...

 

[djh]

mmmmmmm Bay Rum mmmmm

 

[sanuginz]

Did you walk in there with no shirt on and a beard?

 

[dirtdog]

Beer is good
people are crazy

 

[RF1963]

clerk "Bay Rum huh?"
me "yep, good stuff"
clerk " you know it doesn't actually contain real rum"
me " yeah, I know. why do you say that?"
clerk "its just.. well... um..."
me "did you think I was buying this to DRINK it?"
clerk "well, I don't know, maybe"

I wasn't sure how to react to that. I just gave her the money and left. very weird...

You should have told her you wanted it for the 'bay'. Should have really confused her!

 

[mmack66]

I would have asked that it be put into a paper bag.

 

[Topgumby]

I would have leered at her and said, "Just guess what I use the Lilac Vegetal for, sweetheart!"

 

[SP120K]

I would have asked that it be put into a paper bag.

 

[instpasr]

I see Sally is hiring from the lower end of the gene pool. You should have asked her if she had actually tried it.

 

[mike72]

 

[cnnc97]

Were you wearing a wife beater or something?

 

[bythbook]

bay rum & diet pepsi... mmm!

 

[4Elements]

Hilarious!!!!

 

[luvmysuper]

Some of these shops just are not used to seeing guys in there shopping.
I've gotten the eye-ball more times than I care to relate. It's always, (hesitantly..) "Is there something I can help you with?"


Either that or you looked like this;
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[mmack66]

Some of these shops just are not used to seeing guys in there shopping.
I've gotten the eye-ball more times than I care to relate. It's always, (hesitantly..) "Is there something I can help you with?"


Either that or you looked like this;
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[KittensAndRainbows]

Some of these shops just are not used to seeing guys in there shopping.
I've gotten the eye-ball more times than I care to relate. It's always, (hesitantly..) "Is there something I can help you with?"


Either that or you looked like this;
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[Topgumby]

Phil, that's damn funny.

And scary.

 

[JCee]

Were you wearing a wife beater or something?

No, but I did have on my Bikers for Babies shirt as I planned on riding this afternoon. I guess maybe that's what did it. With that said, I'm about the farthest thing from looking like a stereotypical biker, clean shaven and reaking of Aqua Velva...

The best part was the wife just stood there with this *** look on her face. Priceless.

 

[Blaser0217]

Next time you go in, ask them if they have any already chilled.

 

[canuckerr]

next time you go in, ask them if they have any already chilled.

lmao