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Name of your next Designer A/S

State a name of a A/S and give a short description of its traits, or ingredient list.
Examples:

"Wet Face in July at Antarctica Driving 60 in a Convertible" - a mild menthol
"Blaze Insensitive A/S balm" - Ingredients: Cinnamon oil, Silica
 

mrlandpirate

Got lucky with dead badgers
Top-Fue[
nitromethane & burnt rubber
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Terrar — top notes of badger funk and leptospirosis, heart notes of wet dog, fir needles, and cedar, with a lingering basenote of freshly turned earth. OUT OF STOCK.
 

JCarr

More Deep Thoughts than Jack Handy
The Deacon

Top notes of Balsam and Frankincense with an underlying base of incense smoke, ozone and earth. Note to the customer...these bottles have been blessed.
 

Doc4

Stumpy in cold weather
Staff member
"CHAZ"

Causes a sharp, burning sensation on a small portion of your face. Strong notes of burning tires and indignation. Marxist basenotes. If burning sensation becomes unbearable, vigorous application of bacon fat or other pork-related products will quickly end the problem.
 

Doc4

Stumpy in cold weather
Staff member
"CHAZ"

Causes a sharp, burning sensation on a small portion of your face. Strong notes of burning tires and indignation. Marxist basenotes. If burning sensation becomes unbearable, vigorous application of bacon fat or other pork-related products will quickly end the problem.

Now reformulated and rebranded as CHOP.
 

Doc4

Stumpy in cold weather
Staff member
"CHAZ"

Causes a sharp, burning sensation on a small portion of your face. Strong notes of burning tires and indignation. Marxist basenotes. If burning sensation becomes unbearable, vigorous application of bacon fat or other pork-related products will quickly end the problem.
Now reformulated and rebranded as CHOP.

Now discontinued due to popular demand.
 
Declaration 1776

Top notes of parchment paper, black ink and afternoon rain
Mid notes of starched linen and beeswax polish
Base notes of leather, wood and Virginia tobacco
 

Doc4

Stumpy in cold weather
Staff member
Firework Mishap

This bay rum explodes upon the face earlier than expected and leaves your hands with a strong drydown of black gunpowder smoke, bandages, and ambulance invoices.
 
ANZAC

Opens with a strong blast of blood, sweat and cordite before drying down to a warm base of BBQing shrimp, ‘roo and kiwi poo and meat pie. Distinctive beer-can shaped applicator.
Available seasonally - or when the rest of the world needs a hand progressing democracy on faraway battlegrounds...
 
Apocalypse Then

Top notes of burning gasoline and jet fuel
Mid notes of cordite, scorched earth and DEET
Base notes of swamp water, vegetation and tobacco
 
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