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Doc4

Stumpy in cold weather
Staff member
November Tuesday No. 1

Must be applied in private. User is presented with a choice between two similar-but-different choices. Initial notes of both are of indecision, stale coffee breath, and styrofoam "straw hat". Depending on the user's choice, the drydown is a single note of either donkey or elephant, and lingers for about four years.

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Alacrity59

Wanting for wisdom
Eau de Scope.

Minty fresh cause goodness knows you were supposed to dispose of or wash your mask . . . and like mine . . . it stinks.
 

Doc4

Stumpy in cold weather
Staff member
Election Night Delight

Apply on the first Tuesday in November, and it lasts for weeks.
 

Alacrity59

Wanting for wisdom
The wind of change. Over the day you can sense a morphing of scent. It as if the breeze blowing bull crap shifted a bit and now you smell horse crap. The perfumer is working on the next addition to the line to be released in four years. After all. . . there is still sheep poop and chicken $hit.
 

Doc4

Stumpy in cold weather
Staff member
The Social Distancer

... wear this and nobody will want to be within six feet of you.

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Alacrity59

Wanting for wisdom
Bistro

The air was perfumed with the scent of fresh bread and herbs followed by a slight whiff of red wine. The finish was the musty smell of seven twenty buck bills you once held in your wallet and the smell of badly tuned cab engines when you found yourself on the curb already forgetting the four green beans with truffle sauce.
 

Alacrity59

Wanting for wisdom
Couch

Roast turkey and the sent of sage stuffing and the hint of leather you get from sleeping face down on the couch in the family room. Slight follow up from dog breath in your face cause your best buddy want out for a bit having been filled up with leftovers.
 
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