My bleepin' CAT!!

[Falstaff]

Hah! As most of you know I'm a new old dude to wet shaving again. Anyhow after receiving my gear and having 5 wet shaves under my belt, my cat has taken an interest in this manly ritual. So after today's shave, I clean my gear and go into the kitchen for a cool beverage. Upon returning to finish dressing, I notice my shaving brush has vanished off its stand. My bleepin' cat has killed my shaving brush as if it were a mouse and dragged it to a remote location. What a morning!

 

[kwsher]

Hah! As most of you know I'm a new old dude to wet shaving again. Anyhow after receiving my gear and having 5 wet shaves under my belt, my cat has taken an interest in this manly ritual. So after today's shave, I clean my gear and go into the kitchen for a cool beverage. Upon returning to finish dressing, I notice my shaving brush has vanished off its stand. My bleepin' cat has killed my shaving brush as if it were a mouse and dragged it to a remote location. What a morning!

That is hilarious (from the outside)! Find a soap that your cat dislikes - perhaps Mama Bear could create an Eau de Canine?

 

[jrmhng]

LOL

My dog chews on m3 blades so im not too worried!

 

[Kraken]

Shave the cat!

 

[ateace]

My cats dislike the scent of lavender....

 

[Defend Tacoma]

Wow! Sorry to hear about your loss!

 

[Gryphes]

That is hilarious (from the outside)! Find a soap that your cat dislikes - perhaps Mama Bear could create an Eau de Canine?

Make it smell like wet dog

 

[MRast01]

My condolences! I imagine there is now a cat looking for a new home.

 

[SUNA]

LOL

My dog chews on m3 blades so im not too worried!

OMG!!

 

[mblakele]

Cats generally dislike citrus. Maybe something in lime?

I'm impressed by your cat, though. When I let mine smell each new brush (where do they all come from?), she seems to think that the rest of the badger or boar must be right around the corner. She backs off after one sniff, and my brushes remain mine. So far.

 

[maxman]

Hopefully the cat will bring it back.
in one piece.
...hopefully....
My cat is too clumsy to jump on things. yup, too clumsy.
but she's a fighter.
The neighbour's kid said to my wife "how's your cat?; they got into a fight and now ours can't walk."

we felt bad.

 

[kwsher]

Wonder what kind of brush a cat's tail would make?

 

[RayH]

My cat, siamese and extremely finicky doesn't care one whit about my shaving brushes. I suggest that you get one of those brush stands with the adhesive on the back and stick it to the wall where your cat can't reach it. The Superior Shave has them the Vulfix section of brushes.
http://thesuperiorshave.com/Vulfix_Brushes.html

 

[jpb286]

Maybe it'll bring you a new brush as a "present".

 

[ContenderhunterPA]

I used to have a cat who liked to chew on the coffee table. A few drops of
Tabasco sauce fixed that. Hmmm...... I bet that would wake you up if applied to a shaving brush!!!

 

[proxymoron]

For the record, I have written and deleted three variations of a joke that involves Mandom and, um, cats.

 

[k200817]

Mangled shaving brush + misbehaving cat = one restored 24mm knot brush. And it's not badger

 

[Falstaff]

My condolences! I imagine there is now a cat looking for a new home.

No, not yet. If I got rid of that cat, quite possible the queen kitty would quit putting out.

Wonder what kind of brush a cat's tail would make?

Oooh! Never want to find out.

Maybe it'll bring you a new brush as a "present".

Yeah, that's what cats do. They wish to prove their worthiness by bringing home their prey. Now if only my wife would acquire that habit.

For the record, I have written and deleted three variations of a joke that involves Mandom and, um, cats.

Oh, please post them. This is a man's man forum, forget about being tactful. It ain't what we do here.

 

[Monkeydad]

 

[Hawkeye5]

What a great screen name! Falstaff. Takes me back to the Saturday Game of the Week with Dizzy Dean and Pee Wee Reese.