Mitchell's Announces New Vegan Product Line

[Atlantic59]

This was just mean.

It was mean, but I was hoping it was true, I am really enjoying the new Tabac.

It wasn't really meant to be mean, it's supposed to be funny! I was hoping it would start going off the wall somewhere in the middle of that fake press release...

 

[Herrenberg]

It wasn't really meant to be mean, it's supposed to be funny!

Depends on how much you like MWF. I like it a whole lot, so it was hard to find the humor within the panic.

Don't get me wrong, it's a good joke, just not one that can land right for me.

 

[never-stop-learning]

It wasn't really meant to be mean, it's supposed to be funny! I was hoping it would start going off the wall somewhere in the middle of that fake press release...

As much as I like MWF, it was funny as all get out.

My 'it was mean' comment was not serious.

 

[VerbaVolant]

As much as I like MWF, it was funny as all get out.
My 'it was mean' comment was not serious.

It was a good one for sure. Dangerous idea, but good joke.

...The two people that run the company are Michael Brown and Michael Keeble...

Now that the cat is out of the bag, it is only a matter of time when one of the two will wake up one morning and tell the other: Hey, what about we go vegan? Like the rest of the big boys.

 

[VerbaVolant]

It wasn't really meant to be mean, it's supposed to be funny! I was hoping...

That's how it starts. Bad, bad, bad idea, seeded deep while the giant is asleep.

This is what you just did @Atlantic59:

 

[VerbaVolant]

 

[Fred D]

Bradford (UK) - Mitchell's Soap Company, a well-known local soapmaker announced the upcoming release of their new vegetable-based soap product line.

According to Sue Mitchell, company spokesperson, "In response to customer demand, we have decided to reformulate our traditional soaps to avoid any animal ingredients."

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"We have many loyal older customers in the British Isles and world-wide who love our famous wool fat soaps. However, younger customers have been asking for a different type of product.

It used to be that it was enough to say our products were not tested on animals. Nowadays, young people don't want any animal ingredients anywhere near their soaps. Young people have let us know they think 'tallow is icky', 'lanolin smells awful' and 'you never really know where those sheep have been,'" Ms. Mitchell explained.

The new soaps continue the proud Mitchell's tradition. They are very gentle and are particularly soothing to sensitive skins. Again in response to customer demand, other products developed from the new recipe, such as shampoo and bath foam, have now been added to the Mitchell’s range.

Only the very highest quality ingredients, including the purest and most preservative free vegetable oils, are used in the production of Mitchell’s Soap products. None of the products are tested on animals, contain animal ingredients, or have ever been in the general vicinity of any animals.

The new products will be appearing soon in shops world-wide.

 

[rockviper]

 

[LMcC]

I don’t have a problem with the performance of non-tallow soaps per se, but so far every soap I’ve tried that has palm oil as the primary fat has made my skin react poorly and after a few uses have had to let them go. That isn’t to say that the palm oil was the reason, just the only connection between them all.

 

[Rudy Vey]

You are funny!! I was ready to type a "*** - are they all going insane now..." post, but then I realized its was a joke, and, my friend, it was a good one.
Sue Mitchell - let this sink in....only a few more days to our Sue Moore auction!!

 

[SgtCrppls]

It was very funny

 

[GNR]

Sue Mitchell can’t reformulate MWF to a Non-tallow soap!!!
Can you imagine the number of B&B posts discussing “how to lather the animal fatless Fat”?

 

[Atlantic59]

Sue Mitchell can’t reformulate MWF to a Non-tallow soap!!!
Can you imagine the number of B&B posts discussing “how to lather the animal fatless Fat”?

It's not MWF any more! Now, it's MPF! Crisis averted...

 

[DalShaver]

I'm just waiting for vegan Arko sticks. Now THAT will be off the hook!

 

[GNR]

I'm just waiting for vegan Arko sticks. Now THAT will be off the hook!

How dare you! LOL

 

[luvmysuper]

I'm just waiting for vegan Arko sticks. Now THAT will be off the hook!

 

[thombrogan]

I'm just waiting for vegan Arko sticks. Now THAT will be off the hook!

I’m normally getting paid when I die a little inside. Well done

 

[HarryAU570]

Bradford (UK) - Mitchell's Soap Company, a well-known local soapmaker announced the upcoming release of their new vegetable-based soap product line.

According to Sue Mitchell, company spokesperson, "In response to customer demand, we have decided to reformulate our traditional soaps to avoid any animal ingredients."

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"We have many loyal older customers in the British Isles and world-wide who love our famous wool fat soaps. However, younger customers have been asking for a different type of product.

It used to be that it was enough to say our products were not tested on animals. Nowadays, young people don't want any animal ingredients anywhere near their soaps. Young people have let us know they think 'tallow is icky', 'lanolin smells awful' and 'you never really know where those sheep have been,'" Ms. Mitchell explained.

The new soaps continue the proud Mitchell's tradition. They are very gentle and are particularly soothing to sensitive skins. Again in response to customer demand, other products developed from the new recipe, such as shampoo and bath foam, have now been added to the Mitchell’s range.

Only the very highest quality ingredients, including the purest and most preservative free vegetable oils, are used in the production of Mitchell’s Soap products. None of the products are tested on animals, contain animal ingredients, or have ever been in the general vicinity of any animals.

The new products will be appearing soon in shops world-wide.

 

[Atlantic59]

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[Jmp63]

@Atlantic59 well played sir…well played!