Well its Christmas and I have to get the kid that's dating my daughter something. I don't want to but I'm told I have to so I thought I would get him some as or cologne. Now I'm looking for something that made you pee your pants from the alcohol burn,and the stench was so vile that it made you gag and brought up memories of a landfill,in July. Just a little somethin for him. Lol any suggestions?
looking for the foulest cologne
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Sécrétions Magnifiques from Etat Libre d'Orange. It smells of blood, milk and other ... emissions. The dry down is, as one reviewer wrote, "metallic and creamy, salty and astringent." If he wears it, your daughter won't go near him.
for someone his age, fitting that description, I would recommend buying a bottle of Jack Black cologne, replacing the contents with gasoline and wrapping it up nicely.
That should have the desired effect you're searching for!
That should have the desired effect you're searching for!
Your search is over-
http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=2213
http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=2213
This is the one I'd use in this situation. Then again, my daughter is only 6.
http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=2213
Edit: Dang, he beat me to it as I was searching.
http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=2213
Edit: Dang, he beat me to it as I was searching.
Trumper's Curzon. Stinks to high heaven.
Anything by Axe, but then he'd probably like it. To offend his tastes, maybe some dollar store "old spice"?
LMAO!
To the OP: Keep in mind that if it's real bad, he won't want to wear it. So the first time he picks up your daughter after christmas, and he's not wearing it, you have to lay into him. Then make sure that he always walks up to the door before dates (should be compulsary, but kids these days...) so you can ensure he always reeks of the stuff.
So, do you like the kid or what?
Seriously, though, if you want him to stop dating your daughter, just give him the most old-mannish cologne you can find cheaply (say, Old Spice or Clubman) and then ... wear the same cologne. The last thing your daughter wants to do is kiss her father.
So, do you like the kid or what?
Seriously, though, if you want him to stop dating your daughter, just give him the most old-mannish cologne you can find cheaply (say, Old Spice or Clubman) and then ... wear the same cologne. The last thing your daughter wants to do is kiss her father.
Ooooh. EVIL.
(and the last thing boyfriend wants to do is smell like an "old man.")
perhaps you can find something in an estsrogen and alcohol formulation 
My daughter is now in my 20's but I've been through the teens. The more you express displeasure towards her boyfriend, them more she will cling to him! You don't have it so bad. At least he doesn't have an ankle monitor. I was not so lucky, twice! I recommend you get him something nice (but not sexy); Old Spice or one of the fresh scents like Cool Water, Polo Sport, etc. Then, when she decides he is a jerk, (and she will if you give her enough slack), you will be the dad who supported her rather than her adversary.
Don't get me wrong. I certainly did express my displeasure at the two criminal my daughter brought home, but I was not vindictive about it. (JMNSHO, YMMV!)
Dave
Don't get me wrong. I certainly did express my displeasure at the two criminal my daughter brought home, but I was not vindictive about it. (JMNSHO, YMMV!)
Dave
We can mix something pretty vile for you if you want. But as pointed out earlier, the more you shove, the more your dtr. will cling.
Sue
Sue
I have about half a bottle of 20 year+ old Musk by Coty you are welcome to...ummm you can tell him how much you are into 'recycling'
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