Let's make a parody...

[airplanedoc]

Well that looked like it was fun while it lasted

 

[sol92258]

On the first day of Christmas, my TRUE love gave to me:

• a tube of Noxzema lather shave cream

 

[RichGem]

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

• two blade sampler packs and
• a tube of Noxzema lather shave cream

 

[ChaosSix]

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

* three troublesome Trac II's
* two blade sampler packs and
* a tube of Noxzema lather shave cream

 

[pennhead]

four rusty straights

* three troublesome Trac II's
* two blade sampler packs and
* a tube of Noxzema lather shave cream

 

[NorthALABeeKeep]

five throw away Bics
*four rusty straights
* three troublesome Trac II's
* two blade sampler packs and
* a tube of Noxzema lather shave cream

 

[AdrianR]

Six slimy slim adjustables
* five throw away Bics
* four rusty straights
* three troublesome Trac II's
* two blade sampler packs and
* a tube of Noxzema lather shave cream

 

[_JP_]

♦ Seven savage boar brushes
* Six slimy slim adjustables
* five throw away Bics
* four rusty straights
* three troublesome Trac II's
* two blade sampler packs and
* a tube of Noxzema lather shave cream

 

[SRock]

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Eight pucks of Penhaligon's

* Seven savage boar brushes
* Six slimy slim adjustables
* five throw away Bics
* four rusty straights
* three troublesome Trac II's
* two blade sampler packs
* and a tube of Noxzema lather shave cream