On the first day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me, a cartridge for an M3.
Let's make a parody...
- Thread starter sol92258
- Start date
On the second day of christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 2 pucks of Williams, and a cartridge for an M3
3 cans of goo, 2 pucks of Williams, and a cartridge for an M3
On the 4th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me:
- Four old Fusion razors
- Three cans of goo
- Two pucks of Williams
- and a cartridge for an M3
Five Electric Shavers!
Four old Fusion razors
Three cans of goo
Two pucks of Williams
and a cartridge for an M3
Four old Fusion razors
Three cans of goo
Two pucks of Williams
and a cartridge for an M3
6 oz of Old Spice
• Five Electric Shavers
• Four old Fusion razors
• Three cans of goo
• Two pucks of Williams
and a cartridge for an M3
• Five Electric Shavers
• Four old Fusion razors
• Three cans of goo
• Two pucks of Williams
and a cartridge for an M3
On the 6th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me:
* Seven smelly shave sticks
* Six Oz of Old Spice
* Five electric shavers
* Four old Fusion razors
* Three cans of goo
* Two pucks of Williams
* and a cartridge for an M3
* Seven smelly shave sticks
* Six Oz of Old Spice
* Five electric shavers
* Four old Fusion razors
* Three cans of goo
* Two pucks of Williams
* and a cartridge for an M3
- Thread starter
- #9
On the 8th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me:
* Eight packs of Merkurs
* Seven smelly shave sticks
* Six Oz of Old Spice
* Five electric shavers
* Four old Fusion razors
* Three cans of goo
* Two pucks of Williams
* and a cartridge for an M3
* Eight packs of Merkurs
* Seven smelly shave sticks
* Six Oz of Old Spice
* Five electric shavers
* Four old Fusion razors
* Three cans of goo
* Two pucks of Williams
* and a cartridge for an M3
- Nine angry badgers
On the 10th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me:
Ten bent-tooth old types
Nine angry badgers
Eight packs of Merkurs
Seven smelly shave sticks
Six Oz of Old Spice
Five electric shavers
Four old Fusion razors
Three cans of goo
Two pucks of Williams
and a cartridge for an M3
Ten bent-tooth old types
Nine angry badgers
Eight packs of Merkurs
Seven smelly shave sticks
Six Oz of Old Spice
Five electric shavers
Four old Fusion razors
Three cans of goo
Two pucks of Williams
and a cartridge for an M3
Rich, the whole idea is that you have to repeat the ones that came before you!
Yep. I'm lazy.
he did put a nice bullet there though...
Maybe it was the bullet he shot at the nine angry badgers! 
On the 11th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me:
- 11 bullets for RichGem!
- Ten bent-tooth old types
- Nine angry badgers
- Eight packs of Merkurs
- Seven smelly shave sticks
- Six Oz of Old Spice
- Five electric shavers
- Four old Fusion razors
- Three cans of goo
- Two pucks of Williams
- and a cartridge for an M3
On the 12th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me:
Twelve rusty Zeepks
11 bullets for RichGem!
Ten bent-tooth old types
Nine angry badgers
Eight packs of Merkurs
Seven smelly shave sticks
Six Oz of Old Spice
Five electric shavers
Four old Fusion razors
Three cans of goo
Two pucks of Williams
and a cartridge for an M3
Twelve rusty Zeepks
11 bullets for RichGem!
Ten bent-tooth old types
Nine angry badgers
Eight packs of Merkurs
Seven smelly shave sticks
Six Oz of Old Spice
Five electric shavers
Four old Fusion razors
Three cans of goo
Two pucks of Williams
and a cartridge for an M3
On the 13th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 
Thirteen bloody styptics
Twelve rusty Zeepks
11 bullets for RichGem!
Ten bent-tooth old types
Nine angry badgers
Eight packs of Merkurs
Seven smelly shave sticks
Six Oz of Old Spice
Five electric shavers
Four old Fusion razors
Three cans of goo
Two pucks of Williams
and a cartridge for an M3
Thirteen bloody styptics
Twelve rusty Zeepks
11 bullets for RichGem!
Ten bent-tooth old types
Nine angry badgers
Eight packs of Merkurs
Seven smelly shave sticks
Six Oz of Old Spice
Five electric shavers
Four old Fusion razors
Three cans of goo
Two pucks of Williams
and a cartridge for an M3
