Jokes that make you groan
- Thread starter Captain Pre-Capsize
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Love it! Reminds me of my fav one about how: A recent study found four out of five Doctors say nine out of ten are quacks...."
One quack doctor probably thought they were asking about duck medicine.
The best way to KEEP health / HIPPA records secret is never tell them, apparently.
AA
Why is the ocean salty?
Because pepper would make the fish sneeze.
Because pepper would make the fish sneeze.
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar...
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence!
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence!
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
But, that’s just how I roll.
But, that’s just how I roll.
What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
My wife and I often laugh about how competitive we are.
But I laugh more.
But I laugh more.
What’s white and can’t climb trees?
A refrigerator.
A refrigerator.
I'll be using that.
I just told my daughter & her friend this one. They both laughed but, then they chased me away for having “Dad Jokes”!
I bet they tell their friends in the bus tomorrow.
Thanks for the great jokes.
Having to go online for everything *is* an inconvenience.
How can you tell if there is an elephant in our bed?
There’s an E on its pajamas.
There’s an E on its pajamas.
What goes “slam, slam, slam, slam?”
A four door grape
A four door grape
Messygoon
Abandoned By Gypsies.
Q: Name two structures that hold water?
A: “Well, dam.”
A: “Well, dam.”
They aren’t doing laying around. I mean once you start threatening to remove my balls, you’ve got my attention!
