jackgoldman123
Boring and predictable
This is the ending of a longer story. Classic.
Jokes that make you groan
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I was wrong once. I thought I was wrong, but it turned out that I was right, so I was wrong about being wrong.
Pretty sure this will elicit a few groans:
Until very recently a troop of killer monkeys lived undetected in Greenwich Village. It was not surprising that they had escaped notice for so long. They had extremely odd sleeping habits, hibernating for 364 days out of every year (365 in Leap Years) and emerging from the caverns of the Village sewers only on Christmas Day. Even so, one might have thought they could hardly help but cause talk, since they tended when awake to be enormous, ferocious, carnivorous, and extremely hungry. Yet in Greenwich Village of all places on Earth they went unnoticed until last year, when they were finally destroyed.
Everyone knows that Yule Gibbons ate only nuts and fruits.
--Spider Robinson, Time Travellers Strictly Cash
Until very recently a troop of killer monkeys lived undetected in Greenwich Village. It was not surprising that they had escaped notice for so long. They had extremely odd sleeping habits, hibernating for 364 days out of every year (365 in Leap Years) and emerging from the caverns of the Village sewers only on Christmas Day. Even so, one might have thought they could hardly help but cause talk, since they tended when awake to be enormous, ferocious, carnivorous, and extremely hungry. Yet in Greenwich Village of all places on Earth they went unnoticed until last year, when they were finally destroyed.
Everyone knows that Yule Gibbons ate only nuts and fruits.
--Spider Robinson, Time Travellers Strictly Cash
5 will get you 10 that only us old fogies even know who Euell Gibbons was!
But it got a groan out of me.
I still shudder at the thought of eating Grape Nuts cereal
"Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible!"
5 will get you 10 that only us old fogies even know who Euell Gibbons was!
But it got a groan out of me.
I still shudder at the thought of eating Grape Nuts cereal
You and me both, brother.
Messygoon
Abandoned By Gypsies.
Q: What thinks the unthinkable?
A: An ithberg.
A: An ithberg.
What's the difference between the Titanic and EMI Records?
The Titanic had a better band.
What's the difference between a butcher and an insomniac?
One weighs a steak and the other stays awake.
One weighs a steak and the other stays awake.
My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic... He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.
I'm going to rename my iPod "The Titanic", so when I plug it in, iTunes will say "The Titanic is syncing."
Thanks! I stole it from The Amazing World of Gumball.
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a bottom dwelling muck raker, and the other is a fish.
One is a bottom dwelling muck raker, and the other is a fish.
What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A Good Start
jackgoldman123
Boring and predictable
Difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance
A rooster clucks defiance
Do you know why a shark won’t eat a lawyer?
professional Courtesy
I like the feel of “one is a bottom feeding scum sucker” better
What happens to lawyers when you give 'em Viagra?
They get taller.
They get taller.
Who cares about Euell Gibbons? Spider Robinson was the real deal.
(Yet another old fogey. Check the prices on the spines.)
