@TexOkie Shaver thanks for reminding me of this one.
So this Mohel (guy who does circumcisions) goes to his Rabbi. The esteemed gentleman
invites him into his study and after a few pleasantries asks what he can do for him. So the Mohel says, "Well Rabbi, I have an idea for a sideline and wondered if you knew of anyone who could put up some venture capital."
The Rabbi, being a prudent type of guy, inquires as to the nature of the business. So the Mohel replies, "Well, in my line of work, I have all these remnants and for years I've been trying to find a use for them."
The Rabbi raises his eyebrow quizzically, so the Mohel goes on, "Right, so I've been sewing 'em together to make wallets. Here's the pitch: when you rub 'em they turn into a suitcase."
So this Mohel (guy who does circumcisions) goes to his Rabbi. The esteemed gentleman
invites him into his study and after a few pleasantries asks what he can do for him. So the Mohel says, "Well Rabbi, I have an idea for a sideline and wondered if you knew of anyone who could put up some venture capital."
The Rabbi, being a prudent type of guy, inquires as to the nature of the business. So the Mohel replies, "Well, in my line of work, I have all these remnants and for years I've been trying to find a use for them."
The Rabbi raises his eyebrow quizzically, so the Mohel goes on, "Right, so I've been sewing 'em together to make wallets. Here's the pitch: when you rub 'em they turn into a suitcase."