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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says - Why the long face?
I've just realized I'm a metaphysical construct within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence.
Well, if we can do that:Why do Baptists disapprove of sex in a standing position?
It might lead to dancing.
What’s the difference between Methodists and Baptists? Methodists will acknowledge each other in the liquor store.Why do Baptists disapprove of sex in a standing position?
It might lead to dancing.
Dang it- should have scrolled down (I used Methodist)Well, if we can do that:
Q: What’s the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?
A: A Catholic will say hello to another Catholic in the liquor store.
I went to the bakery earlier, and said to the baker: "How is it all these cakes are $1, but that one is $2?"
He replied "That's Madeira cake."
That’s actually geniusCurtis & Leroy bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said - Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.
Well, then just give us our money back.
Can't do that. I went and spent it already.
OK then, just bring us the dead mule.
What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?
We gonna raffle him off.
You can't raffle off a dead mule.
We shore can. We don't hafta tell nobody he's dead.
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy and asked - What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?
We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do. We sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.
Didn't anyone complain?
Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back.
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government. They're overseeing the Bailout & Stimulus Programs.