I feel like when people give you flyers they're saying, "Here, YOU throw this out."
Jokes that make you groan
- Thread starter Captain Pre-Capsize
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What do you get if you have 50 female pigs and 50 male deer.
Drum Roll…
Wait for it….
A hundred sows and bucks!
Drum Roll…
Wait for it….
A hundred sows and bucks!
I'm such an easy laugh. But in my professional opinion, that was too funny to groan at.
NEXT!
Thanks. I got the math wrong, so I edited it!
Two bulls inspect the field.
"Who's the new heifer?" one asks.
"Never seen herbivore." replies the other.
"Who's the new heifer?" one asks.
"Never seen herbivore." replies the other.
That, now THAT, is a groaner! Excellent werk.
After 27 years of working for a company that produces calendars, I lost my job.
All on account that I missed a few days.
All on account that I missed a few days.
And then there was the man who spent a lifetime collecting parking meters. His epitaph read, "Time Expired."
A guy walks into a pub with jumper cables. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Hey, Pal!" "You're not going to start anything in here!"
So I said to Alexa; “Alexa, what do women want?”
The thing hasn’t shut up for 7 days!
The thing hasn’t shut up for 7 days!
Why did Goofus eat an Alka Selzer before every bowel movement?
Ans: He wanted to plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
Ans: He wanted to plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
What do you call a helicopter pilot hearing for the Broncos?
Ans: A Roto-rooter.
Ans: A Roto-rooter.
Patient: “Doc, I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.”
Doctor: “That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
Patient: “Is it common?”
Doctor: Well, It’s Not Unusual.”
Doctor: “That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
Patient: “Is it common?”
Doctor: Well, It’s Not Unusual.”
Okay. FINALLY a good quality GROANER!!!Patient: “Doc, I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.”
Doctor: “That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
Patient: “Is it common?”
Doctor: Well, It’s Not Unusual.”
Scott, our @Captain Pre-Capsize will be proud of you!
Sorry, you are disqualified my friend! I laughed at this, and did not groan at all.
I wonder if kids today know what an udder is?
They probably think it's something udder than what it is!
Tip for wives: how to stop your husbands from reading your emails? Rename your in-box "instruction manual."
