Man, I check here for a new joke every time there's an update, you guys keep giving me the "fake ball throw with the dog"
And why is the word "abbreviation" so long?Cruel joke by the medical profession. Imagine someone with that condition trying to tell people of their condition ...
"I have lysdexia ... um ... lydsexia ... um ..."
They should change the name of the condition to "bub".
I always assumed that was intentional so we could abbrev it. My favorite word is awkward. It's perfectly spelled for it's meaning.And why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
It was absolutely brilliantly done! Variable Star is the title. Why am I not surprised you know their work -- I stumbled across Heinlein in my Junior High library and he pretty much singlehandedly shaped my world view.
Amen. I have always said if I'd have been born with just 1% less morals I'd have been president.Let me tell you about politics….
You pour me enough liquor; I’ll tell you all kinds of lies.
Serious question: did you spell awkward right? Nevermind. Otto Korreck fixed it for me. As a MILDLY dyslexic person I've had trouble with that werd my whole life. Among many others.I always assumed that was intentional so we could abbrev it. My favorite word is awkward. It's perfectly spelled for it's meaning.
Let me tell you about politics….
You pour me enough liquor; I’ll tell you all kinds of lies.
One of the funniest things ever. Robert Mitchum has that great monologue in Night of the Hunter about the eternal struggle, but this is the real one.Reminds me of this
My favorite word is awkward. It's perfectly spelled for it's meaning.
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The only reason I can recall how to spell it is the...awkwardness of it. Every time I see it, I think "there's no way that's right...". Also, I have that same thought with a LOT of stuff these days...Serious question: did you spell awkward right? Nevermind. Otto Korreck fixed it for me. As a MILDLY dyslexic person I've had trouble with that werd my whole life. Among many others.
My son is and has been an incredibly gifted speller, and my wife as well. I'm glad he got that from her.The only reason I can recall how to spell it is the...awkwardness of it. Every time I see it, I think "there's no way that's right...". Also, I have that same thought with a LOT of stuff these days...
I almost feel sorry for laughing at that... She's a very attractive long faced woman.Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Why the long face?"
Cruel joke by the medical profession. Imagine someone with that condition trying to tell people of their condition ...
"I have lysdexia ... um ... lydsexia ... um ..."
They should change the name of the condition to "bub".
Reminds me of the one that only works verballyThe farmer counted all the cows in his pasture and found he had exactly 198.
But then, he had 200 once he rounded them up.