This is how it works: Guy chases girl until girl catches him! 
Jokes that make you groan
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This is how it works: Guy chases girl until girl catches him!
Yep, they just let us think we made the decision
How does a tree get online?
It logs on.
It logs on.
If it wasn't for the last minute nothing would ever get done.
There's too much month left at the end of the money.
That’s not a joke.
How can you tell if a tree is dogwood?
By its bark.
Where does a tree bank?
At its own branch.
How can you tell if a tree dyed its hair?
Look at the roots.
What's a tree's favorite viking?
Leif Erikson.
jackgoldman123
Boring and predictable
The company that makes yardsticks
announced that
they're not making them any longer.
announced that
they're not making them any longer.
After watching "The Hunt for Red October" recently my wife said, "You'd think that the Navy would have such a thing as a silent drive system. I wonder why we've never heard of it?"
I could only keep a straight face for about 2 seconds and then lost it.
I could only keep a straight face for about 2 seconds and then lost it.
What makes fat male penguins such a hit with penguin females?
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They sure know how to break the ice.
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They sure know how to break the ice.
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans. (genes)
It runs in your jeans. (genes)
Ok, not a joke, but funny none the less.
My friend told me of an apprentice who was to torque some bolts on a diesel engine to 50 foot pounds.
The apprentice reported completion and my friend went to check.
He noted that the torque wrench the apprentice used had a max torque of 30 foot pounds.
He asked the apprentice about it and the apprentice told him he set the torque wrench to 25 foot pounds and did them twice.
My friend told me of an apprentice who was to torque some bolts on a diesel engine to 50 foot pounds.
The apprentice reported completion and my friend went to check.
He noted that the torque wrench the apprentice used had a max torque of 30 foot pounds.
He asked the apprentice about it and the apprentice told him he set the torque wrench to 25 foot pounds and did them twice.
Good thing he double checked!
With an apprentice you always have to!
My vegetarian son made me a Beyond Burger at his BBQ this weekend
It gave me grass
It gave me grass
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graiiiiiins
Graiiiiiins
