Did you hear about the mushroom that was invited to a party?
He’s a real Fungi
Jokes that make you groan
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So a minister, a rabbit and a priest go into a bar. The rabbit says "Hang on, I might be a typo."
Excellent meta joke! Thanks for posting!
Only the second time I've seen this one. The last time was over 30 years ago. Thanks!
A family of three skunks were walking along a trail in the forest in late fall. The father skunk says, "My instincts tell me it's time to hibernate." To this, the mother skunk replied, "My instincts tell me the same thing." The baby skunk chimed in, "My end stinks too, but it doesn't tell me anything."
A mama mole, a poppa mole, and a baby mole tunnel up into a smoke house. Mama Mole says "I smell ham." Papa Mole says "I smell bacon." Baby Mole says "All I can smell is molasses."
If I give up borrowing for the 40 days before Easter ... is it still "Lent"?
I don’t know, but I’m giving up fish.
I was watching a random video on youtube (about communicating in the dark) when I saw this joke:
"my boyfriend told me this little joke (btw we are both deaf) he said ... “you were talking in your sleep again you dam near poked my eye out”"
"my boyfriend told me this little joke (btw we are both deaf) he said ... “you were talking in your sleep again you dam near poked my eye out”"
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What do owls do in the dark?
Hoo knows?
Hoo knows?
How did the Cardinal avoid the virus?
Bird flew.
Bird flew.
What's worse than ants in your your pants? Uncle's. (I know the spelling is off lol)
When you tell your dog to do something and it just sits there,
it's on (pause/paws).
it's on (pause/paws).
My cousin is really unlucky: he needed an exorcism, but afterwards couldn't pay, so they repossessed him.
A lady goes to the doctor and says - Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent.
The doctor says - I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.
The next week the lady goes back. Doctor, I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas, although still silent, it stinks terribly.
Good. Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing.
The doctor says - I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.
The next week the lady goes back. Doctor, I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas, although still silent, it stinks terribly.
Good. Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing.
Check out what this person found under their broken tile. Unbelievable!
What did the Mexican firefirghter name his 2 sons?
Jose and Hose B
Jose and Hose B
I hate you.
these always make me think of this routine. Very surreal, but I find it funny.
Very meta! (Not really meta as in self-referential, but what passes for "meta" under the generic term.) Surreal. I like it, too.
