Jokes that make you groan
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You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood by her hands.
If she is holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
If she is holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
How to get an A on everything: Commit adultery in a 17th century Puritan town.
Guy on YouTube calls is wash yer sister sauce.
One of our local farm stores has a dad working in it. Hence we get dad jokes posted to the marquee out by the road.
1. Why do Canadian cowboys have sticky feet? Maple stirrups.
2. What's the difference between a horse and a duck? One is quick; the other is quack.
O.H.
1. Why do Canadian cowboys have sticky feet? Maple stirrups.
2. What's the difference between a horse and a duck? One is quick; the other is quack.
O.H.
My 7 year old nephew proudly showed me a "telephone" he had made from string and tin cans.
I laughed, showed him my wifes iPhone and said "Look at what kids your age are making in China!"
I laughed, showed him my wifes iPhone and said "Look at what kids your age are making in China!"
Ugh. That would be hilarious if it weren't so close to the truth.
A couple of cannibals are sitting around, and one says:
“I don’t like my brother-in-law very much.”
The other one responds, “Then just eat the noodles.”
“I don’t like my brother-in-law very much.”
The other one responds, “Then just eat the noodles.”
That reminds me;:
At a gala cannibal feast, the chief asked his teenage son; "How do you like the party?" The son replied; "Oh, I'm just having a ball."
At a gala cannibal feast, the chief asked his teenage son; "How do you like the party?" The son replied; "Oh, I'm just having a ball."
A divorce lawyer decided he should have a slogan for billboards and such.
"Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back."
"Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back."
