Two of them? Not at $95 a pop, I’m not.
I was trying to come up with something era appropriate. They seemed mighty expensive back then, too!
rather from Ash & Erie who make jeans for the vertically-challenged
I had never heard of Ash & Erie. Being rather vertically-challenged myself, sounds like a clothier I should know about. Funny, I have "known" you for a long time through this site. FWIW, in my mind's eye you are tall! Who knows? Maybe in my mind's eye, I am tall!