GIVEAWAY! It's So Hot I Need Some Proraso Green PIF

[dmshaver]

Johnny Carson: Boy, it's hot!
Audience: How hot is it?
Johnny: It's so hot _________

I sure enjoyed Johnny Carson. So let's have a Tonight Show PIF for a new tub of Proraso Green shaving soap. This pif is open to anyone that has not won a pif in 2022. CONUS only. I'll pick a winner in a week, or so based on who makes me laugh the most.

To enter, finish Johnny's joke: "It's so hot ________"

 

[mikhou]

Respectfully not in as I have been the luck winner of a PIF in 2022. But, I'll play along. Not really a joke, but a crazy true story!

It's so hot...I can bake cookies on the dash of my car.

(I've got a friend who actually tried this in Las Vegas, AND IT WORKED!)

 

[StewB]

I remember that bit on Carson. Respectfully not in as I have also won a PIF this year.

"How hot is it?" "It's so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelette."

 

[ylekot]

Respectfully not in, as I just won a PIF but what a cool way to choose.
My sense of humor is broken right now so I got nothing to add but nice PIF,
Looking forward to the replies!

 

[RollingStop]

It's so hot they had to turn on the AC in hell.

 

[WenC]

I'm in. It's so hot... I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

 

[HazMat Shaver]

I will just watch. Nice PIF

 

[T Bone]

It’s so hot, I opened the big shipment of shave gear in front of my wife just for the icy glare.

 

[Eric_75]

I won a PIF recently. Respectfully, not in.

 

[BigJ]

Wonderful summer PIF!

Respectfully not in, but I will be following the responses!

 

[dmshaver]

Who else wants in? All you gotta do is make me laugh!

 

[dotKomo]

Well stocked with Proraso - so respectfully not in.

It's so hot, my apple juice fermented into hard cider.

 

[losing]

I have been wanting to try Proraso since joining the site.

It's so hot my brother's chickens laid fried eggs.... I know it's one already said.. but my brother does actually have chickens and they giggled at this one the other day...
It's so hot my ex wife's heart started to melt... this is for you married and ex people...

 

[dmshaver]

Now we're starting to get warmed up! We've got chickens, dogs, eggs, trees, chocolate chip cookies, shave gear, & ex-wives & hell!
Keep 'em coming folks!

 

[timetofly]

Im in.
It was so hot that the bees were taking of their yellow jackets.

Thanks for the chance!

 

[dmshaver]

It's raining here this morning & finally cooling off into the 80's. Guess that means we need to pick a winner. Great entries folks, it sure is good to laugh. One of them hit particularly close to home, & was also very funny.

It’s so hot, I opened the big shipment of shave gear in front of my wife just for the icy glare.

@T Bone is our winner! Please send me a PM with your mailing info & I'll get your tub of Proraso Green soap headed your way. Extra credit if you open it in front of your wife just for the icy glare!!!

 

[T Bone]

Sweet, my first soap not in stick form, and I think I'll really enjoy this scent! Thank you, @dmshaver! PM incoming...

 

[BobbyB]

It is so hot that paved streets are beginning to melt in Texas.

 

[cryhavoc]

Congats @T Bone!

 

[mx482]

It so hot that AOC turned her air conditioner on full blast and then was stunned by this weird machine that makes noise.