Ladydials here actually, the babe thought this was funny. This morning I was so out of it that after working up a lather for my legs in the shower, I realized I was applying to my face, like a guy. I have to get some sleep.
There's a lot to unpack in what you write. I will be swirling it around in my cavernous brain for a while. Nothing useful to say about it now. . . . but thank you for sharing.