Invent the Worst Shaving Cream Scents

[RumpleBearskin]

Papermill.
If you've been downwind if one, you'll understand.

 

[OpusX]

Someone has to say it...

Lilac Vegetal


I disagree and enjoy the veg, but hey some just aren't chosen. I bet a veg cream would be interesting.

 

[SuperMax_fan]

Careful now... We don't want to give soap and cream makers any ideas for April 1st to come out with limited editions that actually smell like that and will be worth their weight in gold.
That being said... Here are my entries :
-dirty toilet water and vinegar
-rancid lard
-rotten fish and heated grinder smoke

 

[Ted A]

Rendering Plant
Stockyards

 

[lancre]

Fosse septique avec carcasse de mouffette (Septic tank with skunk carcasses)

You may win with that one.

My entry would be Glacial Mercaptan.

 

[SharpieB]

Aged RV Black Tank Essence
Burning Hair
Summer Roadkill in Arizona

 

[Rustyshackelford]

Cat litter
Sauerkraut
Antifreeze
Stomach bile
Hospital refuse autoclave (most will not be able to relate)
Grease trap

 

[Toothpick]

As someone who has worked at a wastewater plant.....

Raw Wastewater Aftershave
Grit Chamber Soap (complete with bits of corn)
Oxidation Ditch Cream
Biosolids Alum

All have very unique smells.

 

[Demolition]

Grandpa's Armpit

Goes great with the matching aftershave: Flop Sweat

 

[razorboi]

Borscht

 

[tbhoff]

Sour cream and arko

 

[gstriftos]

Arko, no need to reinvent the wheel.

Funny thing, I just realised that Arko spelled backwards is ..okra
(I am really curious about the first people who saw okras and thought ''Well this looks yummy, let's try them'')

 

[sdimartino]

Great thread!

Yeast Infection
Moist Gym Socks
Chocolate Vomit (as a former veterinary nurse, I got to smell this often)
Burnt Popcorn

 

[romsitsa]

Diesel mixed with lilac. I’m looking at you Ralon.

 

[KrstGor]

Tabac

Head and shoulders above anything else.

 

[KrstGor]

Sadly, Gasoline and Orange Blossom sounds good to me!

As a matter of fact, I'd give Gasoline and Orange Blossom a benefit of a doubt and jump in on a blind buy... what do you know

 

[samhain666]

Arko, no need to reinvent the wheel.

Beat me to it

 

[Ad Astra]

Dead Shrimp, of course! Don't miss the matching aftershave...

AA

 

[Silky Glide]

Sadly, Gasoline and Orange Blossom sounds good to me!

Isn't that what Mandom smells like?

 

[enrywivanh]

Mature Hake and Anchovy