Invent the Worst Shaving Cream Scents

[Tarak83]

Random but fun....what would be the worst shaving cream scent you could invent?

Some ideas:

Egg Yolk & Sulfur
Steamed Cabbage & Broccoli
Grandpa's Armpit
Hot August Garbage Can
Pecorino Romance
Stale Coffee Grounds

 

[BobbyB]

The odorant used in natural gas to indicate leaks.

 

[alla2465]

Sour cream & onion

 

[Atlantic59]

Roadkill
Skunk Spray
Hog Lagoon
Chicken Litter

 

[Old Hippie]

Stale Beer and Cigarette Smoke
Mint and Dog Poo
Chocolate Habanero, with real habanero extract
Gasoline and Orange Blossom

O.H.

 

[Wgg2017]

Tabac.

I kid I kid. Based on the polarizing views I haven't even purchased this soap...yet.

In the spirit of the thread, how about day old diaper.

 

[Tarak83]

Forgotten Leftovers
Backseat Lunchbox
Swack
Seven Day Old Guinea Pig Cage

 

[Tarak83]

Stale Beer and Cigarette Smoke
Mint and Dog Poo
Chocolate Habanero, with real habanero extract
Gasoline and Orange Blossom

O.H.

Sadly, Gasoline and Orange Blossom sounds good to me!

 

[Tarak83]

Any fellow medical professionals out there? Introducing our newest line:

G.I. Bleed

 

[Tarak83]

Chocolate Habanero, with real habanero extract

For those who really love that alcohol burn....

 

[Old Hippie]

Sadly, Gasoline and Orange Blossom sounds good to me!

Strangely, me too.

I'm thinking it'd be a hit with the "go-fast-and-turn-left" Nascar crowd...

I guess there's also "Diesel Skunk" but that sounds like a variety of cannabis.

O.H.

 

[BudgetShaverGuy]

Tabac.

I kid I kid. Based on the polarizing views I haven't even purchased this soap...yet.

In the spirit of the thread, how about day old diaper.

Just wait til you shave with it, one of the best out there!

 

[Fred D]

Arko, no need to reinvent the wheel.

 

[Mike M]

Burning car tyre
Wet dog
Boiled cabbage

 

[Billy T.]

Dog Farts. You can even name the cream Fog Darts

 

[Clay S]

Fosse septique avec carcasse de mouffette (Septic tank with skunk carcasses)

 

[nelsonic21]

Limburger cheese

 

[Ravenonrock]

Halitosis and Blood Orange, call it......

.....Citrus Plaque Facial Anomaly

 

[iShave415]

Night Music? I think it smelled like barf.
I watch a video of a bald guy that smelled it last night. He almost passed out

 

[Ravenonrock]

Burnt Latex and Sweaty Cheddar, call it.....

.......Fromage Toxique