In your absence I find other forms of amusement.

[_JP_]

Take it as a compliment.

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

 

[_JP_]

You have no socially redeeming value.

I surmise that your basement is made of skin and is never depleted of nurses.

Just a couple of examples.

 

[GDCarrington]

This seems to be a stunningly weird thought!

You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army engineers trapped in a fit of malaria.

 

[whavens]

My favorite so far:Your face is like an imperfectly shaven tennis ball.

 

[Intrigued]

Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan.