In honor of my 666th post

[ZackP]

I shall make this thread with various concoctions made up of the two most hated shaving products.

Lilac Williams
Williams Vegetal
Lilac Vegetal Mug Soap
Williams Mug Shaving Soap
Lilac Vegetal

wait...those last two...oh, never mind

 

[ouch]

That mix will surely conjure up Satan.

 

[heybatter]

 

[ouch]

Your avatar makes that post even funnier.

 

[cryhavoc]

Zak, I have made and enjoyed Williams Vegetal

 

[ZackP]

I knew this'd be a hit!

 

[dcobranchi]

Too funny!

 

[superbadger]

Number of the beast! Sayig hello to iron maiden fans out there!

 

[ZackP]

I've been airing out the Veg. Still...not good smelling

 

[Topgumby]

The Devil went down to Walgreen's
He was lookin' for a shaving deal
He was in a bind and he was resigned
To that cartridge shave ordeal

When he came across this young man
Who a puck of Williams had bought
And the Devil put down his can of Edge
And said, "Boy, let me tell you what"

I guess you didnt know it
But I'm a wet shaver too
And would you care to take a dare
Against my can of Goo?"

"Now you got a pretty cheap soap, boy
But give the Devil his due
Let's bet a bottle of Veg 'gainst my can of Edge
'Cos I think I'm better than you"

The boy said, "My name's ZackP
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your' bet, you're gonna regret
Cause Williams' the best that's ever been"

ZackP lather up your soap and swirl that brush real hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Walgreen's and the Devil shaves with carts
And if you win you get a bottle of Veg for your household
But if you lose the Devil gets your soul

The Devil opened up his case
There could be only one conclusion
And fire flew from his fingertips
When he grabbed his Power Fusion

And then he pressed the button on his can
And it made an evil hiss
And in his face he mashed the thing
And it sounded something like this

(Sound of razorburn)


When the Devil finished
ZackP said, "well you're pretty good old son
But I'll sit right there in my barber chair
And I'll show you how its done

He lathered up his Williams just for fun
Put a fresh blade in his Boston-ian
Three quick passes to and fro
Any razor burn there? No child, no

(Sound of BBS)

The Devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that bottle of Vegetal
On the ground at ZackP's feet

ZakP said, "Devil, take that bottle back
With your hooves all cloven
I've tried that stuff, and son of a b**ch
I guess I ain't been chosen"

He lathered up his Williams just for fun
Put a fresh blade in his Boston-ian
Three quick passes to and fro
Any razor burn there? No child, no

 

[JaDo]

Awesome, Top!

 

[ZackP]

The Devil went down to Walgreen's
He was lookin' for a shaving deal
He was in a bind and he was resigned
To that cartridge shave ordeal...

AWESOME

 

[Bad Robot]

Mr Gumby sir, you are a genius.

 

[Mike H]

ZakP said, "Devil, take that bottle back
With your hooves all cloven
I've tried that stuff, and son of a b**ch
I guess I ain't been chosen"

 

[celestino]

Too funny!

+1 Great post.

 

[HoosierTrooper]

Top, you should retire now while you're still at the top of your game. That one will be hard to beat!

 

[Topgumby]

Top, you should retire now while you're still at the top of your game. That one will be hard to beat!

I can't. The devil makes me do it.

 

[cryhavoc]

I can't. The devil makes me do it.

 

[ZackP]

This is a thread to be remembered

 

[dpmtherrien]

Nothing like taking a little risk.